rochdaleblue
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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
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Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Absolute rubbish.... The manager made a statement b4 his press conference that because Klippitty threw his dummy out the pram and clearly stated his scrawny german arse was to high and mighty to be bothered going to the match, neither would his rat players have anything to do with it, so the television companies swerved showing their game on TV. Subsequently they've lost the money from a live game, then because he threw his little rats on the pitch instead, shoitepool FC decided to bang out the tickets at £15 and £1 for kids resulting in Shrewsbury losing at least over half a million pounds. Which to a league one club can be the difference between survival and progress. He citied on the back of a cup game against Manchester United a few years back the club managed to build a brand new training facility. Not so off the back of der unclassy redmen.... Horrible horrible club from stinky piss addled John Henry to 'Fagin' herr Klopp with his hair transplant and fake gnashers, to Ratfink Henderson and all the born again Bible bashers infecting snake mountain.
And a hats off to the maudlin Muppets who traipse into this fair city from all four corners of the globe, you may bring your reddies and the hoteliers and cabbies and 'fill-our-pockets FC' beckon you with glee, but I bloody well hate the pissing sight of you tramps gits with ure bellwhiff tat wrapped around your heads, and ure cannon cameras and phones out at the sniff of the dead pigeon. Your everything that's wrong in football... nay life, to much money and to little sense, John Henry and his way to fit wife for him, are milking you dry, if Klopp took a dump and stuck a little flag in it, Henry could sell you it and you'd scarily buy it. Deadheads and charlatans the lot of them over at the pit, they all sadly suit each other
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Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Smashing read that.Absolute rubbish.... The manager made a statement b4 his press conference that because Klippitty threw his dummy out the pram and clearly stated his scrawny german arse was to high and mighty to be bothered going to the match, neither would his rat players have anything to do with it, so the television companies swerved showing their game on TV. Subsequently they've lost the money from a live game, then because he threw his little rats on the pitch instead, shoitepool FC decided to bang out the tickets at £15 and £1 for kids resulting in Shrewsbury losing at least over half a million pounds. Which to a league one club can be the difference between survival and progress. He citied on the back of a cup game against Manchester United a few years back the club managed to build a brand new training facility. Not so off the back of der unclassy redmen.... Horrible horrible club from stinky piss addled John Henry to 'Fagin' herr Klopp with his hair transplant and fake gnashers, to Ratfink Henderson and all the born again Bible bashers infecting snake mountain.
And a hats off to the maudlin Muppets who traipse into this fair city from all four corners of the globe, you may bring your reddies and the hoteliers and cabbies and 'fill-our-pockets FC' beckon you with glee, but I bloody well hate the pissing sight of you tramps gits with ure bellwhiff tat wrapped around your heads, and ure cannon cameras and phones out at the sniff of the dead pigeon. Your everything that's wrong in football... nay life, to much money and to little sense, John Henry and his way to fit wife for him, are milking you dry, if Klopp took a dump and stuck a little flag in it, Henry could sell you it and you'd scarily buy it. Deadheads and charlatans the lot of them over at the pit, they all sadly suit each other
Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £15m
Perhaps a latter day Andrew and Fergie...
She's a, 'Published Author', really...
She's wrote a book called 'Little Liver', not as you would believe a story about most Evertonians favourite organ, and how years of watching the blues and drinking copious amonunts of alchohol have led it to this poor diminished state. But another tat filled oppurtunity to spend some more extra cash in Satan's bin shop on Williamson Square. This 'author' is not content with her very much so older shylock 'hubby' mugging 'idiot FC' fans off, she wants her piece of the action. So she pumps out her very own book for 0-3 year olds but donates the profits to The liverpool Foundation, but hey she's now a published author. Even though its just a generic rubbish rip off of a thousand other on offer...
JH- "Hey Peter Moore, can you find something for my missus to do, shes doing my head in!"
PM- "What about a book, stick dead pidge in it and the plebs will snap it up, she can be the next Fergie, like when someone wrote that 'Budgie' book for her and she went around calling herself an author for the last 30 odd years. I'll get Bab's in accounting to whittle it up on her lunch break"
JH- "Cool... while your at it stick a Liverpool cape in the bin shop, I watched Superman 3 last night, those bells will be falling over themselves to get it, oh and some of those Binocular glasses, there all the rage in moron city ha ha ha..."
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Dirty Kopites.
Darren Betts the weatherman on BBC suddenly emerged as a rodent last year. All the years he's been on the small screen and he never deemed it important enough to mention his allegiance until the eve of the CL final.
But hey ho, they have 500,000,000 fans world wide so one is bound to show up sooner or later.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Even Mr Potato Head is a red?!?
I shouldn't be surprised, all the common taters seem to be rs nowadays.
brigadier
Player Valuation: £10m
Drug cheating sympathiser in charge of the fittest team footballs seen shocker.
Klopp voices sympathy for Lance Armstrong
Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp has voiced sympathy for disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong, saying: "There are worse crimes than what Armstrong has done."www.espn.co.uk
the plot thickens
Why do we?
he may well be roided up to his eyeballs, but milner comes out of this as a far better man than klopp or henderson
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I’d defo throw one up it me yano mate hahahahaha like a rat up a kin drain pipe hahahahaha
lol
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
I’d defo throw one up it me yano mate hahahahaha like a rat up a kin drain pipe hahahahaha
Rats leave claw marks and faeces in drainpipes.
Pure animal you lid.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
If she comes to Goodison she'll have to guard her honour.I’d defo throw one up it me yano mate hahahahaha like a rat up a kin drain pipe hahahahaha
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
We can give her a bukkake of honour am I right lads????
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Boookake?
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