Stoke started with Peter Crouch and Steven Ireland tonight. They might not even go down.
Everton staying up this season is a virtual certainty. It's like people want to be miserable.
Unfortunately those two have as many Prem goals this season as DCL, Sandro, Lennon, Bolasie, Tosun, Lookman, Klassen and Vlasic added together. And it’s the only game Ireland has played.
The fact you've included Tosun in that list is precisely my original point. That looks really bad until you consider he's a new signing who's played an hour of football away at Spurs since he's been here. No reasonable person would include him in that list.
I wonder how many Stoke players I could list that Rooney has outscored combined.