The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

Keep or get rid?

  • Keep

    Votes: 24 19.8%

  • Get rid

    Votes: 97 80.2%
  • Total voters
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chicoazul said:
Still a huge fans of his forearms.

There is no way he eats pineapple on pizza either.

Can't wait til he scores, mad stares and fist pumps all over the show.
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He's actually a big pineapple fan. He just plucks them off trees and eats them whole.
 

Big big test for the Heitanator in midfeild today, all our goals against Brum this season have been on the break he has mundo responsiability for ensuring we're not cuaght out and possibilly inflicting some kind of pain on Barry Ferguson and Bowyer.
 
Once while having sex in a tractor trailer, part of Jonny Heitinga's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as optimus prime
 

Hennie de Regt: John looked out for the rest of the team
Hennie de Regt, who coached John in between 13 and 14 says one incident sticks in his memory that marked the youngster out as a true team player and a future leader.

“If it was raining and one player had forgotten his waterproof, John would make sure the entire squad went out to train without one,” recalls de Regt.

“This way, the forgetful player escaped the manager’s wrath. John looked out for the rest of the team. He would say the rain wasn’t so bad and that there was no problem for the squad to train without waterproofs.” (y)
 
Fletch said:
Hennie de Regt: John looked out for the rest of the team
Hennie de Regt, who coached John in between 13 and 14 says one incident sticks in his memory that marked the youngster out as a true team player and a future leader.

“If it was raining and one player had forgotten his waterproof, John would make sure the entire squad went out to train without one,” recalls de Regt.

“This way, the forgetful player escaped the manager’s wrath. John looked out for the rest of the team. He would say the rain wasn’t so bad and that there was no problem for the squad to train without waterproofs.” (y)
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Swoons
 

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