Your 'ITK' Thread

[GrandOldTeam]

• We're trying to keep John Stones and we've made him an offer, but Koeman doesn't wan't any sulkers in the dressing room. We'd like to keep him but we will sell if we receive a massive offer. The same is true for Lukaku.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/romelu-lukaku-ready-commit-future-8353424

 

[Connor]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/romelu-lukaku-ready-commit-future-8353424

Give us the details on Mata ffs. Day and time.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Give us the details on Mata ffs. Day and time.

As I said mate - he's on the list. We've made an offer, Man Utd yet to accept. Still negotiating. Mata aware of interest - on holiday/pondering options. *taps nose, does a twirl*

 

[Elong]

As I said mate - he's on the list. We've made an offer, Man Utd yet to accept. Still negotiating. Mata aware of interest - on holiday/pondering options. *taps nose, does a twirl*

Stand on me**

Looks to seaside**

 

[Moomin]

As I said mate - he's on the list. We've made an offer, Man Utd yet to accept. Still negotiating. Mata aware of interest - on holiday/pondering options. *taps nose, does a twirl*

Yeah yeah, pretty obvious that.

I'm the only one to call Robson Kanu.

 

[tim cahill]

Mata will be announced on Friday lads. Relax. Koeman's got it all worked out.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/romelu-lukaku-ready-commit-future-8353424

Like I said last week. ITK

 

[mahermi1]

Will Mourhino deal with us after Stones saga last season ? He looks like a person who doesn't forget.

 

[Connor]

Will Mourhino deal with us after Stones saga last season ? He looks like a person who doesn't forget.

Ed Woodward will.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

arnautovic - 12.5m.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

arnautovic - 12.5m.

In the bin

 

[GrandOldTeam]

In the bin

We sent scouts to watch him at Euro 2016.

He is an option - has a release fee this month of 12.5m. Stoke expecting to lose him.

 

[Goat]

We sent scouts to watch him at Euro 2016.

He is an option - has a release fee this month of 12.5m. Stoke expecting to lose him.

Lets hope nobody finds him.

 

[summerisle]

IMMINENT

I'm hearing that Ethel Broadhurst will be drafted in as head tea lady at Finch Farm within the next 7 days
My sources tell me that Everton has agreed terms with Halifax Town after triggering 67 year old Ethel's £20 release clause.
Ethel's salary will be more than doubled to almost £100 per month as Moshiri flexes his financial muscles.
I'm told that this is just the start of the Moshiri revolution. Whispers at the highest level suggest that we are scouring the world for a new head of housekeeping. This will be a top world class appointment
(apparently Nora Brocklebank has been approached. *taps nose )

Make of that what you will.

It's off due to a soft tissue injury. There's a promising American whose been mentions on the Squawka website, but there are rumours she can only make coffee.

 

[kev]

It's off due to a soft tissue injury. There's a promising American whose been mentions on the Squawka website, but there are rumours she can only make coffee.

Just spoke with my contact mate. The Ethel move is definitely still ON.
He still believes that Martha will also be signed up, although Chelsea are said to be interested. We are still in the driving seat as Moshiri has promised her extra hobnobs (sniff it Abramovich)
Talks are ongoing.