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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
fernando torres minced up and down the aisle in his stewardess outfit, whilst Rafael.....
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served the drinks. "What type of sandwich would you like senor Moyes", he said, "a big club like I always have" Moyes replied, as he pulled the ripcord on his parachute and watched the plane nosedive into the sea along with his plan to sign the Mout...
 

Lao said:
served the drinks. "What type of sandwich would you like senor Moyes", he said, "a big club like I always have" Moyes replied, as he pulled the ripcord on his parachute and watched the plane nosedive into the sea along with his plan to sign the Mout...
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and then the shopkeeper arrived and little sammy was back in the costume shop, i'm sorry mr lee there was a mix up, we'll have the liverpool managers outfit next week, and heres your latex gimp suit to take home, now when you put it on, make sure you......
 
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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
and then the shopkeeper arrived and little sammy was back in the costume shop, i'm sorry mr lee there was a mix up, we'll have the liverpool managers outfit next week, and heres your latex gimp suit to take home, now when you put it on, make sure you......
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Don't look in the mirror..

parkendmaster said:
When Moyes landed he met up with Mike walker, who handed Moyes..
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a collection of cardboard cutouts. This was my back four Davey, give it a go...
 
Lao said:
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Don't look in the mirror..



a collection of cardboard cutouts. This was my back four Davey, give it a go...
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it worked for me, not at Everton mind, but at norwich, we beat bayern munich you know... AWAY, what you need is a big result like say BENFICA in THE STADIUM OF LIGHT that would....
 

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
it worked for me, not at Everton mind, but at norwich, we beat bayern munich you know... AWAY, what you need is a big result like say BENFICA in THE STADIUM OF LIGHT that would....
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..show the Mout what he's missing. Now you wont be able to use the one with the funny shaped head anymore but..
 
that ones become too expensive anyway." It was at this point Moyes decided to leave the shop. It kind of smelled weird in there and Moyes had stuff to do. Important stuff. He whipped out his Iphone and speed buzzed Bill, who of course was smoking Cubans in the Hot-Tub with Cilla Black.

"Bill, I need some cash" blurted our hero.

"Christ Davey. We offloaded the mong and you need more? You sound like a broken record" Says our Bill while splishing some bubbles Cilla's way

"Well it wont be a broken transfer record" Davey kicks a tin can.

"Davey boy, tell you what Im going to do for you. Im going to....
 
McBain said:
that ones become too expensive anyway." It was at this point Moyes decided to leave the shop. It kind of smelled weird in there and Moyes had stuff to do. Important stuff. He whipped out his Iphone and speed buzzed Bill, who of course was smoking Cubans in the Hot-Tub with Cilla Black.

"Bill, I need some cash" blurted our hero.

"Christ Davey. We offloaded the mong and you need more? You sound like a broken record" Says our Bill while splishing some bubbles Cilla's way

"Well it wont be a broken transfer record" Davey kicks a tin can.

"Davey boy, tell you what Im going to do for you. Im going to....
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text you an underwater pic of cilla's clam, i've blown the cobwebs off it and she's given it a trim, she forgot about the tattoo she has down there of......
 

bigbadjeff said:
a design of Lescott with the wording "which is the bigger tnuc" tattooed underneath. Mind you, the spiders legs were ,,,,,
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(Cockney eggs) where nearly ready as harry redknapp tucked into his hearty breakfast as he again tried to pinch evertons latest signing from under their noses, but at the critical moment he unfortunately caught sight of his reflection in a nearby mirror and cowered into a dark corner of the room in terror - wait cried Chaz and Dave........
 
daza_1973 said:
(Cockney eggs) where nearly ready as harry redknapp tucked into his hearty breakfast as he again tried to pinch evertons latest signing from under their noses, but at the critical moment he unfortunately caught sight of his reflection in a nearby mirror and cowered into a dark corner of the room in terror - wait cried Chaz and Dave........
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....I have no idea where that came from, or who Chaz and Dave are." said Bill.

"Sweet Jesus Bill, do you know how much this calls going to cost with you blabbing on? Just e-bank me over some cash, I gotta catch a plane to the States ASAP. I heard theres 250 million Americanos who I can look at signing. Theres this one guy, who can...
 
McBain said:
....I have no idea where that came from, or who Chaz and Dave are." said Bill.

"Sweet Jesus Bill, do you know how much this calls going to cost with you blabbing on? Just e-bank me over some cash, I gotta catch a plane to the States ASAP. I heard theres 250 million Americanos who I can look at signing. Theres this one guy, who can...
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...touch the end of his nose with his tongue, and he swears more than Tim Howard. Another one has got more hair on his...
 

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