John Stones transfer saga

[roydo]

We'll still get the chimes though and an over-excited Jim White wailing uncontrollably about absolutely nothing.

And all the utter weapons on Sky wearing a yellow tie or something. I would actually back the legalisation of AK47s on "Super duper yellow tie TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY!!!!"

Then repeal the law as the window "SLAMS SHUT"

The tools do my nut.

 

[AndyC]

We won't even have that the drama of the midnight countdown from now on, Ed.

It closes @ 18.00 BST.

When most folk are travelling home from work and will have the joy of missing that daft sod yelling about.... Practically nothing

 

[The Equaliser]

And all the utter weapons on Sky wearing a yellow tie or something. I would actually back the legalisation of AK47s on "Super duper yellow tie TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY!!!!"

Then repeal the law as the window "SLAMS SHUT"

The tools do my nut.

Also the fans gathered behind the reporters outside the ground trying to be quiet until one tool can't stop himself running up to the camera to make a sexist comment about one the SSN women. Comedy show.

 

[Tramps_mate]

We won't even have that the drama of the midnight countdown from now on, Ed.

It closes @ 18.00 BST.

What??

I'll be driving back from work!!

*books day off*

 

[Pat's Van]

fkn love TDD me

 

[efcfanwirral]

It's bank holiday this time. So actually a lot of people will sit around watching for EVEN LONGER than normal as they won't be in work that day.

It might close at 6 but this is set to be the biggest ever...

 

[deipnosophist]

We'll still get the chimes though and an over-excited Jim White wailing uncontrollably about absolutely nothing.

...and shots of Peter Odemwingie driving to various clubs' empty car parks.

 

[Neiler]

Anyone else utterly bored with ex player media tramps offering John Stones advice on whether he should stay with us or sign for Chelsea < teds.

Carra and Arry at it today, anything for a code of 100 pounds and to stay relevant < teds.

 

[BoysInBlue]

I personally don't care about what others spend, as long as we get what we need.

That's clearly not happening though.

Being outspent by everyone else is obviously an important, significant thing. Yeah, we can wear poverty on our chests like a badge of honour, but there comes a time when it stops being a virtue and starts being a curse.

Usually when clubs not fit to lace our historical boots start beating us to our transfer targets.

 

[Kiwi]

United considering a swoop according to ESPN.

 

[The Equaliser]

It's bank holiday this time. So actually a lot of people will sit around watching for EVEN LONGER than normal as they won't be in work that day.

It might close at 6 but this is set to be the biggest ever...

It's on September 1st, the day after the B/H. Hence the 6pm shutdown.

 

[Falcao]

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/2561163/manchester-united-considering-john-stones-swoop-sources

 

[AndyC]

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/2561163/manchester-united-considering-john-stones-swoop-sources

Oh great. Didn't we all just know this was gonna happen.

 

[Tchnique]

Why any young player would want to go play at a United/Chelsea/City is beyond me. One mistake and you're playing with the reserves. Maybe you'll see a League Cup or early round FA cup game OR IF YOU'RE LUCKY a dead rubber CL game.

But...money talks. And agents. They talk a lot too.

 

[Tubey]

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/2561163/manchester-united-considering-john-stones-swoop-sources

No quotes from sources, no definites, no bids, nothing.

Journalistic nonsense to get hits as they sensed the story had gone a bit cold so they can get attention from running a fresh angle.

Journos in the modern age are vermin running around looking for one last bit of moldy cheese before they die.