Summer Transfer Window - Credible Rumours Only Please

[Woolly Blue]

I wasn't saying we're after him mate, was saying he had a weird fall from grace.

Remember not long ago a lot of people wanted him here and we were linked with him in a few papers, that's all.

as to reading the post, what i've wrote in here so far isn't really worthy of a thread ban or anything, so referring me to that seems a tad extreme.

To sum up

It was idle chit chat with no substance
I wasn't threatening you with a thread ban
You couldn't just take it on the chin and decided to argue the toss
You've just earned yourself a thread ban

 

[Woolly Blue]

off topic.
Thread ban....

Correct

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

This thread is good in theory, but in practice it will decend into cat gifs and ridiculous shouts about Lee Cattermole. Yes, we get it, it ceasced to be funny in 2013.

Payet won't be coming to us, he will cost actual money.

 

[Moomin]

This thread is good in theory, but in practice it will decend into cat gifs and ridiculous shouts about Lee Cattermole. Yes, we get it, it ceasced to be funny in 2013.

Payet won't be coming to us, he will cost actual money.

Mate, please stay on topic. Lee Cattermole is a ridiculous suggestion, we can't afford his wages.

Seriously though, if the reports are to be believed regarding McCarthy going to Spurs or United what player would we like as part of the deal?

Belgian Winger Adnan or Chadli would be good.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

We don't need 2 ball playing CB's though... you need a pairing that offers different things.

The lads cracking and I really hope we sign him

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

To sum up

It was idle chit chat with no substance
I wasn't threatening you with a thread ban
You couldn't just take it on the chin and decided to argue the toss
You've just earned yourself a thread ban

Je Suis Aaron?

Back on topic, is there any actual substance to the Payet stuff?

I mean, has anything come from his agent that he's interested in us?

Has he himself mentioned us?

Any idea how much it would be to sign him?

Lemon curry?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Je Suis Aaron?

Back on topic, is there any actual substance to the Payet stuff?

I mean, has anything come from his agent that he's interested in us?

Has he himself mentioned us?

Any idea how much it would be to sign him?

Lemon curry?

I remember the RS seemingly being perennially linked with him nearly every window, so perhaps he is open to a move here.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I remember the RS seemingly being perennially linked with him nearly every window, so perhaps he is open to a move here.

I'll be honest and say I'd never even heard of him until he got mentioned yesterday

 

[Ashtonian]

Je Suis Aaron?

Back on topic, is there any actual substance to the Payet stuff?

I mean, has anything come from his agent that he's interested in us?

Has he himself mentioned us?

Any idea how much it would be to sign him?

Lemon curry?

answer in a word.

no

there is nothing in the article to suggest there is any truth it and for the cost involved he is out of our price range for a 28 year old.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I'm 100% certain he's good enough

Seen a lot of him and not only is he a good player but he's also the sort of ball playing CB that Martinez likes

Like Colin or Steve Calderwood?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

answer in a word.

no

there is nothing in the article to suggest there is any truth it and for the cost involved he is out of our price range for a 28 year old.

Could you please furnish me with the figures again mate?

I'm being lazy

 

[Ashtonian]

Could you please furnish me with the figures again mate?

I'm being lazy

Figures? You want the story?

 

[Hogwild]

How much would Payet cost? Agree he would be a great addition, but it will come down to cost most like (as most things do....). Is it even feasible?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Like Colin or Steve Calderwood?

Oh gosh that's funny!

That's really funny!

Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh!

See, they're Scottish players, and I like Scottish football!

You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that on this forum before.

Because I like Scottish fooball right? I was talking about a Dutch player there in that situation. But he plays in Scotland

And yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart man you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself.

That's so fresh too. Any other Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm right here, you know, so go ahead if you want

God you're so funny!

 

[Boss_Blue]

I've never heard of Payet and have no idea if he's any good.

I will now be furious if we don't sign him.