Did you stroke it.Dog owners who do have their dog on a lead…. But it’s ’kin 25ft lead and they have no control…. Had some mutt jumping up at me earlier in the country park where I went for a walk
It was no time for a ham shank !!!Did you stroke it.
novice!It was no time for a ham shank !!!
Dog owners round mine got upset at the ‘keep dogs on a lead’ signs at the local nature reserve so they removed them with a screwdriver.Dog owners who do have their dog on a lead…. But it’s ’kin 25ft lead and they have no control…. Had some mutt jumping up at me earlier in the country park where I went for a walk
My wife asked a dog owner to put his animal on a lead when walking in the local cemetery. He said: I'll put you on a lead!Dog owners round mine got upset at the ‘keep dogs on a lead’ signs at the local nature reserve so they removed them with a screwdriver.
I always pull them up when their dogs run amok. Fk them.
Was the house unusually tidy also?I’m fuming at my mrs fuming at me because I had the audacity to have a slight slip on a beach yesterday and have hurt my back (quite painful and uncomfortable actually) so was unable to go to work today as I can just about hobble around the house. She said “ffs, you’ve been off sick more times than you go to work”….. last time I had off sick was last May when I had Covid ffs.
One of our neighbours has a dog which barks all day. Got sick of it one Saturday morning so went up for a chat. They didn’t take it well. Once the man of the house got home they marched down and threatened me on my doorstep. He said he’d call the police so I called 101 immediately and explained it all. Fair play to the plod they were great.My wife asked a dog owner to put his animal on a lead when walking in the local cemetery. He said: I'll put you on a lead!
His lady companion laughed.
I said to her: You could do much better than this chap, you know.
We are old and not keen on fisticuffs. Thirty years ago I'd have "gone mental" as we say in these parts.

It's awful though isn't it?One of our neighbours has a dog which barks all day. Got sick of it one Saturday morning so went up for a chat. They didn’t take it well. Once the man of the house got home they marched down and threatened me on my doorstep. He said he’d call the police so I called 101 immediately and explained it all. Fair play to the plod they were great.
Rarely hear that dog now. Being a grass does the job at times![]()
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