Match Thread Everton v Crystal Palace - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Nymzee]

What pace?

Dobbin is fast, Beto is, I think Chermiti is

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Thought we played well

 

[Neiler]

We miss Harrison to be honest.

 

[Librarian]

I miss Roberto Martinez

 

[trueblue84]

They are missing key players. We have no excuse. Performances have been slowly declining since our purple patch after the deduction.

To be fair, we're playing without a striker.

 

[the golden visionary]

Jesse marsh ffs

Vertical

 

[miami]

Jesus, we are definitely the worst footballing side in the league. Truly an awful watch. No evidence of any attacking patterns whatsoever.

 

[GoldenToffee]

We miss Harrison to be honest.

Good Lord! You know it's bad when...

 

[Tel001]

This is the worst half of football ever?

Not for long … the second course is about to be served

 

[HTCHERO]

Use our pace? We are the slowest team in world football.

People in a morgue run quicker than us

 

[Moomin]

Jesse marsh ffs

Yank Lampard.

 

[Pottsie]

To be fair, my dentist is gorgeous... I am drinking pepsi and not flossing, got gnashers like I've been chewing a radiator, but when she touches my arm and talks about dental floss it makes it all worth it

Lol ---- I can associate to that --- I have a lovely young Indian dentist --- very small hands.
A real beauty ---- had to double up when performing an extraction though --- ha ha

 

[Neiler]

Good Lord! You know it's bad when...

He gives great balance.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

2-0. DCL double

 

[peteblue]

Watching on TV from the States, advertisements for smart toilets at half time, it’s been the most exciting thing this 45 mins.

Smart toilets you say…sums up the game anyway……