Zlatan Ibrahimović

[RogerStringpiece1878]

He broke records during his United medical.
The fella looks after himself.

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That was 4 years ago

 

[Sharpies volley]

Zlatan and big Dunc. Something's gotta give

 

[canuckblue]

That was 4 years ago

Have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to slide one past you, eh?

 

[Toast]

That was 4 years ago

So to confirm.

You don't want Everton to sign Zlatan if the opportunity came up ?

 

[trueblue84]

May aswell stick him upfront with big Dunc only few years between them.

But a chasm between them in terms of ability.

 

[Cameron Manning]

What if the one statue we have is the biggest statue in the world?
We also name the new stadium The Zlatan Arena?

Would this satisfy him ?

You’re getting closer, maybe if they promise to make his nose smaller on the statue, he’d sign.

 

[DanB90]

There’s not a player in our squad who wouldn’t benefit from having Zlatan here.

He could cut a little bit of his ponytail off and give it to Tosun for example.

 

[TheBigIguana]

19 year old Moise Kean sees 38 year old Zlatan staying back at training every day doing extras in the gym and looking after himself and realizes what it takes to deliver on promise. It's the Cantona effect.

Cantona was also put out to pasture when the time came

 

[Kantareller]

The man was put on this planet to play football. No matter the age or how pacey he is, he can do things players in our squad only can dream about. Pure genius on a football pitch. I wouldn't even dare to think of him in an Everton shirt a few years ago.

Outside the pitch he's far from genius. Not sure if this has been covered in British media but recently here in Sweden he had a statue unveiled of himself outside the stadium of his boyhood team Malmö. After that he bought shares in a rival team and naturally this was not met with joy from his Malmö fans, even sabotaging the statue. He has also made some unfounded and dodgy comments about the national team to make himself look a prophet when he really has no insight to it.

The man has no boundaries when it comes to his ego, just be prepared for that. If the rumours are true.

 

[Death]

But a chasm between them in terms of ability.

Easy on Zlatan he hasn’t got to manage yet.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Cantona was also put out to pasture when the time came

He retired at the peak of his powers... nobody put him out to pasture.

 

[verreauxi]

I'd take him

 

[RogerStringpiece1878]

So to confirm.

You don't want Everton to sign Zlatan if the opportunity came up ?

I'd love us to sign him. He's infinitely better than anyone we have in that position currently. Just saying he might not be that fit

 

[Jadubsee]

I'm away with limited internet, does it actually sound like this is happening?

 

[LostLegend]

Do this past the RS and he can build a statue of himself outside my gaff for all I care