Zenit might be sniffing after Fellaini

[Librarian]

He can't leave yet anyway do to the wife shaggin' clause in his contract. My missus hasn't got hers yet and I know lots of others blues still on the waiting list.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Oh thats it then, he's definitely 100% staying and never ever being sold when a £30 million bid comes in.

Jolly good.

I'm especially sure he's staying because players and clubs never feed false information to fans in order to keep them happy.

 

[bignev23]

http://m.skysports.com/article/football//8319749

Haha! the bit at the bottom where he says he gets loads of letters asking advice on how to care for thier hair.