Zak Whitbread

[TX Bill]

Don't knead him.

Next.

 

[Azzurri]

I heard he's one to roll around when tackled.

 

[Elong]

Would be better off playing for Vienna.

 

[McBain]

Ive heard his croissants from the wing are good, but I'm not Wheating for confirmation of this rumour.

 

[Arteta2391]

No, why oh why.

 

[Elong]

These puns have defo been overdone round here.

 

[Sylvain]

No, why dough why.

Fixed.

 

[Summerskin]

He'll join the all time great Everton centre backs alongside Anthony Gardner and Philipe Senderos.

Don't forget Matteo Ferrari.

 

[sw blue]

He'll go STALE sat on the bench.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

 

[Azzurri]

Don't forget Matteo Ferrari.

Matteo Ferrari was actually a good player.

 

[jsweeney17]

if we sign him Johnny will have a cob on again

 

[Baines' left foot]

Baguette.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

he's sub standard

 

[Baines-3]

My reaction to hearing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6utE5APd4wA

 

[Hellerad]

Can't stay healthy. Not consistent. This American says no thanks.