Unless we had prime Drogba upfront, no one is doing anything with the ‘service’ we’re currently providing.
Everton is the only PL club I know where a ball is lashed forward down the middle, and if the striker somehow brings it down on his head, grapples with the centreback and lays the ball off back to the centreback who booted it forward, everyone starts clapping for the hold up play. Truly bizarre, Calvert Lewin used to do it all the time, Barry has started doing it now, an absolute Herculean effort to win a long ball just to make zero progress with it as we’ll just leather the next one out play anyway.