Confirmed Signing Youssef Chermiti

[Toffeepot]

So… as luck would have it, bumped into a lad wearing a Sporting top in the street. I stopped him and asked if he had any inside info on our new signing. Here’s what he had to say.

Meu Deus! Vá até aquela loja e compre uma escova de dentes e pasta de dente. Seu hálito cheira a um animal morto

Now… my Portuguese isn’t that great but from the gist of it and his expressions and body language, reckon there’s a good chance he’s getting loaned back to them for the season.

and did you?

 

[Vintage]

Heard anything about us loaning him straight to Burnley?

Heard no rumours but if he does he be in good Kompany

 

[Bebeto]

Famous 24 hours...give it another week or so at this point. Between medical, interview and media reveal, no way there will be an official announcement any time soon.

 

[Swartzy]

Don’t reckon we’ll see much of this fella at all this season

the lad is 6ft 4" just keep you're eyes open m8

 

[WA Toffee]

Scares me this one. It smells like Moise Keane. Young kid, happy where he is & a Prem Club come in, bigger wages so he takes it BUT misses his family blah blah and we've spent a whack on an unproven before he goes back on loan to Benfica or Porto in a year .. Its a big step up and lots of pressure IMO, why risk it?

Not only that, a big tsunami might hit the Mersey and wash away our new stadium and Goodison will fall down and we will have nowhere to play so we get relegated to the Gibraltar 3rd division and we get food poisoning from our half time paella.

We're doomed I tell you. Doomed.

 

[GN!]

Famous 24 hours...give it another week or so at this point. Between medical, interview and media reveal, no way there will be an official announcement any time soon.

Half the time it takes to consider BKs future involvement after a board restructure. Keep the faith my friend.

 

[GN!]

….ah, the children’s computer game. Still none the wiser why it’s mentioned on here.

My fault, soz.

Im a 42 year old accountant with twin 8 year olds, Can't I have something to escape life with.

 

[carolinablue232]

Hearing whispers there’s a £5m buyback clause

Down to 2.5mil if he hits 10 goals.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Not only that, a big tsunami might hit the Mersey and wash away our new stadium and Goodison will fall down and we will have nowhere to play so we get relegated to the Gibraltar 3rd division and we get food poisoning from our half time paella.

We're doomed I tell you. Doomed.

All sounds very plausible except for the food poisoning.

 

[dutchblue54]

Maybe we stall so Sporting pay for his flight over with the rest of the squad

It was a joke yesterday but reality today. So wait till one of these Portuguese papers saying he either travels with the rest of the squad or he stayed behind. Doubt we manage this presentation at HT knowing our speed of doing medicals

 

[Look to the future]

‘Charmita!, and what a delightful craft you have, reminds me of my first command’.

 

[raiseyoureyebrow4thewin!]

It was a joke yesterday but reality today. So wait till one of these Portuguese papers saying he either travels with the rest of the squad or he stayed behind. Doubt we manage this presentation at HT knowing our speed of doing medicals

slowest medicals in the land, just to ensure the likes of Gbamin and Delph are investable

 

[DRINGOSTAR]

We’ve got some right negative Nancy’s in here ! Cheer up guys !

 

[DanB90]

Expecting this one to be wrapped up some time today.

 

[Togger Blue]

It's Friday so the only thing getting wrapped up today is Fish & Chips (2 signings, well in Bil & Kev, enjoy! - er, be careful with the fish bones ).