Your 'ITK' Thread

[DanEFC92]

Stop horsing around

 

[swanified]

My ITK is that an Everton player will be the first and probably only player to be sent off for the new coughing rule. Get your bets on quick!!! $$$

 

[Cameron Manning]

I know bugger all

Great isn’t it, keeps you out of arguments!!

 

[Kurt.]

My source tells me we will have an Eskceptional window

 

[ToffeeTim]

My source tells me we will have an Eskceptional window

No mate

We are proper skint

 

[Kurt.]

No mate

We are proper skint

Eskspectation is low but we will surprise many

 

[Chrismac]

Luís Antônio Corrêa da Costa has moved into Bernards spare room

 

[ToffeeTim]

Eskspectation is low but we will surprise many

I think it's Esking a lot for us to spend big money this summer

 

[kev]

Eskspectation is low but we will surprise many

When a joke doesn't work the first time it's probably best not to repeat it Kurt

*EDIT - Oh well, not everyone agrees

I think it's Esking a lot for us to spend big money this summer

 

[witchdoc187]

Im the only person that can boast a 100% record of incomings before any stories in the media aren´t I (for Sidibe, despite the spelling error) ?

I know a friend of Steven pienaar and shared he was going to spurs on here. I can't find it though. Maybe it was on bluekipper. You thought we were signing sidibi so you're wrong

 

[Kurt.]

When a joke doesn't work the first time it's probably best not to repeat it Kurt

*EDIT - Oh well, not everyone agrees

I eskcept your apology

 

[Zezti]

Brands is binning off all transfers this season and using the money to build a giant marble statue of himself in the middle of the park end.

 

[lesbattersby]

Witsel and mata are ours

 

[blue61]

I have 99.9% 'nailed on' ITK information regarding our new centre mid. My source wouldn't spill the beans on the name, only that he's Greek, and prefers the Anglocised nickname of 'Phil', and will raise the average age of the team by a year or two. Sounds like a journeyman to me.
Knowing us, he'll probably snuff it the day after his medical, Everton that!

 

[ClausThomsen]

Ancelotti has had his legal team looking over the small print in his Everton contract.

Eddie Howe has been house hunting in the area and is close to agreeing to pay £1.75M for a flat in Page Moss.