Your 'ITK' Thread

[Tipp blue]

I would prefer a merger - GrandOldKipper. But we don't carry over the "Arl Fella" shouts as part of this process.

Can we have the nicknames from Bluekipper, Everton have Signed Allen (BrazAllen) to his mates.

 

[tim gabbott]

Everton are in talks with a double swoop for two Man United cast offs

Everton that

 

[blueloon]

Negotiations continue with Gareth Bale who is keen to play on our right and has indicated on his private twitter feed that Carlo has intervened personally in negotiations by offering guaranteed membership of Formby and a Royal Birkdale golf courses.

 

[Darren1972]

Should of had this thread going a couple of years back when that mole10 ( i think that's what he was called ) was on here, he would of filled loads of pages with all his ITK knowledge.

 

[andy4efc]

I would prefer a merger - GrandOldKipper. But we don't carry over the "Arl Fella" shouts as part of this process.

We could have Clique wars where the two main clique's fight it out in a battle to the death

 

[Connor mcloud]

Ancelotti has had his legal team looking over the small print in his Everton contract.

Eddie Howe has been house hunting in the area and is close to agreeing to pay £1.75M for a flat in Page Moss.

You could buy Page Moss for £1.75m

 

[Kurt.]

Incoming ,, left sided senagalese midfielder... watch this space

 

[helpimonfire]

Park End tea lady seen at bingo so that must mean we are signing kevin De Bruyne

 

[ClausThomsen]

You could buy Page Moss for £1.75m

Eddie Howe tends to be fond of getting astonishingly poor value for money when doing business in the L postcode area.

 

[dutchblue54]

Cuco Martina doing a Pistone and re sign within the next 48 hours to cover right back and left back.

 

[tommye]

This is like a much more realistic version of the transfer thread

 

[Lloydystark]

Franny Jeffers to be registered as a player for us next season will reach his world class potential.... #foxinthebox

 

[john jako]

Barkley in a swap deal for Richarlison.

 

[Lloydystark]

Incoming ,, left sided senagalese midfielder... watch this space

Oumar trying his luck on the left now

 

[Lloydystark]

Tony hibertt to join the backroom staff as a striker coach