Your football dream

[longers]

In my dream im the greatest evertonian ever so much so i get offered £500,000 a week by the board but being the generous don that i am i say i'll only take £1,000 a week and we can spend the other £499,000 a week paying the fans off to not boo the team each week. At one point we got relegated and Real Madrid tried to sign me but I told them to do one and instead signed a new 5 year deal with Everton because im such a don.

 

[nsno-chris]

Turn down a new contract at Everton to sign for Chelsea

 

[gonetomorrow]

Turn down a new contract at Everton to sign for Chelsea

Any shagging involved?

 

[nsno-chris]

Any shagging involved?

Yeah, it’s why I get chinned in a club on a night out

 

[gonetomorrow]

It's the cup final against RS and I'm on the bench. The keeper gets knocked out and our substitute keeper goes on, only to suffer a bad injury also.
I am sent on to wear the goalie's jersey and proceed to save a penalty and perform heroically the whole game.
Then we get a pen in the final minute and I rifle it home for the winner.

And they've got the cheek to release me at the end of the season and I end up at flipping MK Dons.
I'll have to cut out the cheese on toast late at night.

 

[Boba Fret]

I have had a dream that I am the only goalkeeper in the world to have never conceded a goal. Including penalty shootouts.

I start off at my local team and we race up the divisions due to my cat like reflexes.

Then I insist Everton sign me. Once signed we go on a 20 season unbeaten run in all competitions.

 

[The binman chronicles]

At the moment my dreams are hoping Real Madrid score 10 against the RS in the CL final. Salah signs for Madrid on the final whistle then celebrates with his new team mates, Klopp cries and resigns. Fanta scruff gets knocked out again.

 

[larbert toffee]

I can't compete with that. I've kicked the missus a few times, in the shin, in my sleep though, dreaming I'm playing.

 

[McBain]

I just want to play on a really sexy pitch before I cark it.

 

[COYBL25]

Shag all kinds, do a few lines then mow down some cyclists in my Ferrari.

So you`re Darron Gibson in real life ?

 

[degsy]

Exposing myself to the women's team

That would FC Ridicule then

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

Well, when i had a football dreams, i wasn't an Everton fan. I wanted to play for Red Star Belgrade and Serbia. Somewhere in my teen years i discovered that football isn't real life fairytale and i lost my passion. Ha, only when i lost my dreams, i started being being a Toffee. Everton that??

 

[Jamiednm]

I imagine myself as an attacking midfielder who can, mquite frankly play in any attacking position and be world class.

I’d ping marque balls up to the striker, but put my signature, Jedi-like back spin on it so it out-foxes the oppo and plays beautifully in to my teammate’s stride.

Powerful, fast, strong but also extremely technical, only using my physicality when required. Most of the time I’d ghost around the midfield like a Rolls Royce, barely using up any energy to find space, never looking rushed while I spray Champagne balls all over the pitch.

If I’m playing in a more advanced position, I can score for fun, with both long range ability and fox in the box instincts, bagging an average of 45-50 goals a season.

Of course, I win loads of Prems with Everton, plus at least 3 UCLs. A couple of World Cups and Euros with England of course.

I’d start with Everton, be incredible, winning the FA Cup and League Cup over 3 years before moving to Spain for 4 years (winning plenty) then back to Everton around 24 years old to enjoy the peak of my career building a dynasty at Goodison.

Oh yes. Fabulous.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

I can't compete with that. I've kicked the missus a few times, in the shin, in my sleep though, dreaming I'm playing.

I've kicked the wife a few times, in the shins, it's the only way I can stop her dribbling passed me and scoring.

 

[Badge1878]

I have had a dream that I am the only goalkeeper in the world to have never conceded a goal. Including penalty shootouts.

I start off at my local team and we race up the divisions due to my cat like reflexes.

Then I insist Everton sign me. Once signed we go on a 20 season unbeaten run in all competitions.

Twenty nil nils is some record like