Your football dream

[Jamiednm]

I’m sure everyone here has done this - lay there imagining your career as a brilliant footballer, what goals you score, what audacious passes you play etc.

So why not share your dream here?

Me?

I started playing for Everton at 16, as a teen sensation, banging in 40 goals over my first two seasons as an attacking midfielder. Spent shed loads on strippers and also banged loads of fit birds.

Then I got a big money to Real Madrid and end up warming their bench for 3 years. Moved up in the world and start hanging around with underwear models, shagging plenty of them.

On a holiday to Italy, I notice all the fit Italian women, so lobby for a move to Inter. Spend the next couple of years shagging Italian stunners.

 

[Wayno]

Score the goal to relegate Liverpool and shag your ma

 

[Gladystweet]

I’m sure everyone here has done this - lay there imagining your career as a brilliant footballer, what goals you score, what audacious passes you play etc.

So why not share your dream here?

Me?

I started playing for Everton at 16, as a teen sensation, banging in 40 goals over my first two seasons as an attacking midfielder. Spent shed loads on strippers and also banged loads of fit birds.

Then I got a big money to Real Madrid and end up warming their bench for 3 years. Moved up in the world and start hanging around with underwear models, shagging plenty of them.

On a holiday to Italy, I notice all the fit Italian women, so lobby for a move to Inter. Spend the next couple of years shagging Italian stunners.

I can't compete with that. I've kicked the missus a few times, in the shin, in my sleep though, dreaming I'm playing.

 

[Efctheblue123]

I’m sure everyone here has done this - lay there imagining your career as a brilliant footballer, what goals you score, what audacious passes you play etc.

So why not share your dream here?

Me?

I started playing for Everton at 16, as a teen sensation, banging in 40 goals over my first two seasons as an attacking midfielder. Spent shed loads on strippers and also banged loads of fit birds.

Then I got a big money to Real Madrid and end up warming their bench for 3 years. Moved up in the world and start hanging around with underwear models, shagging plenty of them.

On a holiday to Italy, I notice all the fit Italian women, so lobby for a move to Inter. Spend the next couple of years shagging Italian stunners.

Would be fun to say the least

 

[Brisan123]

I’m sure everyone here has done this - lay there imagining your career as a brilliant footballer, what goals you score, what audacious passes you play etc.

So why not share your dream here?

Me?

I started playing for Everton at 16, as a teen sensation, banging in 40 goals over my first two seasons as an attacking midfielder. Spent shed loads on strippers and also banged loads of fit birds.

Then I got a big money to Real Madrid and end up warming their bench for 3 years. Moved up in the world and start hanging around with underwear models, shagging plenty of them.

On a holiday to Italy, I notice all the fit Italian women, so lobby for a move to Inter. Spend the next couple of years shagging Italian stunners.

@Eggs has lived all our dreams.
Interesting to see if we have anybody on here who earned a living as a professional footballer , either for 1 year or 20

 

[Brisan123]

I’m sure everyone here has done this - lay there imagining your career as a brilliant footballer, what goals you score, what audacious passes you play etc.

So why not share your dream here?

Me?

I started playing for Everton at 16, as a teen sensation, banging in 40 goals over my first two seasons as an attacking midfielder. Spent shed loads on strippers and also banged loads of fit birds.

Then I got a big money to Real Madrid and end up warming their bench for 3 years. Moved up in the world and start hanging around with underwear models, shagging plenty of them.

On a holiday to Italy, I notice all the fit Italian women, so lobby for a move to Inter. Spend the next couple of years shagging Italian stunners.

At this stage of my life I dream I have a 200 billion pound fortune and spend 199 billion of it making Everton English , European and world champions leaving an everlasting world conquering dynasty as my legacy

 

[Gladystweet]

At this stage of my life I dream I have a 200 billion pound fortune and spend 199 billion of it making Everton English , European and world champions leaving an everlasting world conquering dynasty as my legacy

Tight arse...

 

[sageyefc]

Shag all kinds, do a few lines then mow down some cyclists in my Ferrari.

 

[Brisan123]

Tight arse...

I need a few quid to pay for divorces , Child maintenance , brass , beer and flights to the footy.
FFS it’s a fiver a pint in my local and over a tenner for smoked cod and chips in the local chippy , and that’s without mushy peas and tartare sauce.,
And don’t get me started on bloody taxi fares , or strip clubs

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I lived my dream/Nightmare via Andy van Der Meyde

 

[Gladystweet]

Shag all kinds, do a few lines then mow down some cyclists in my Ferrari.

What ya going to do for the rest of the season?

 

[sageyefc]

What ya going to do for the rest of the season?

The clubs suspended me

 

[Gladystweet]

The clubs suspended me

For what?

 

[deipnosophist]

My football dream is to captain Everton. I would love to attend a course on this, facilitated by Capt Jags.
It would be brilliant if @Walken attended the same course...I imagine we'd have a few laughs!

 

[sageyefc]

For what?

Exposing myself to the women's team