Confirmed Signing Yerry Mina

[coollino]

Tbf there's nothing wrong with that. My name is Andrew and I self identify as Andy because Andrew is a fecking gimps name.

It's not Andz though, is it?

 

[davek]

lol

 

[Carl O'Ancelotti]

Sounds like its been agreed and Barca are hanging on in case an offer comes in from Utd so that they can use it as a bargaining chip for Pogba.

Won't happen - they will sell him to us on Thursday.

 

[shafe1878]

 

[D410]

According to the BBC’s Simon Stone, Manchester United did indeed inquire about Diego Godin. But it wasn’t today, it was earlier this week. And they were told to do one.

 

[Bluewolf]

If the shoe fits

Oh...

 

[Bluewolf]

It's not Andz though, is it?

But baz is short for Barry, andz isn't short for Andrew. Some people just prefer their nickname over their normal one.

 

[GraemeS1980]

Looks like there will be a ‘yerry across the Mersey’

 

[The binman chronicles]

Let the Pall Mall Medical MD run rule over the whole Barcelona squad while at it

Sometimes clerical errors happen, just this morning was reading about the wrong Tommy Fleetwood getting the winnings from the Open - so with any luck one of the 'pickers' at the Barca training ground accidentally puts Messi on the conveyor belt to Everton (they must have one installed by now) and in all the confusion the papers get signed and sealed. That is a prime Amazon day when you open your parcel and you get a Messi instead of a Gomes.

 

[The binman chronicles]

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Ah memories. That was the negotiating team in the olden days, Brands has sacked the Muppets by the seem of it.

 

[BlueToff]

He could have moved to Everton weeks ago.

We are the best of bad bunch of choices for him if he does sign.

Great.

I don't think it's personal terms that have been holding this up in recent days. We've simply not been able to agree a price with Barca. That now looks close.

 

[Encoder]

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I'll seriously never tire of this joke, makes me laugh every time

 

[blulouie]

Anything on Gomes?

Buy one get one free (ish) Con.

 

[Lanolin]

He could have moved to Everton weeks ago.

We are the best of bad bunch of choices for him if he does sign.

Great.

Such a weird way of looking at things. He'd have rather moved to United, we'd have rather signed Varane. Neither of those things look like happening so we both decided that getting together would be acceptable. It's the way of the world, deal with it.

 

[Connor]

Buy one get one free (ish) Con.

Soon enough we'll have enough Barca loyalty points for a free Sergio Busquets.