Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
I'll be all on my own, probably watch some porn and then cry myself to sleep.
I'll be all on my own, probably watch some porn and then cry myself to sleep.
You're never on your own on the internet!
Get a webcam and let some ladyboy watch you abuse yourself.**
You'll feel great while it lasts but may feel a slight pang of guilt in the morning.
** While wearing a Santa hat.
Whats everybody doing then? Plans? Ive gotta bath some brats, get them to bed, go my Mums pick up some presents, then laugh as my Missus gets stressed trying to wrap them. Then open up my bottle of Advocaat, my big old bag of green and insult my fellow Evertonians.
Plans lads? And of course lovely lasses.
Whats everybody doing then? Plans? Ive gotta bath some brats, get them to bed, go my Mums pick up some presents, then laugh as my Missus gets stressed trying to wrap them. Then open up my bottle of Advocaat, my big old bag of green and insult my fellow Evertonians.
Plans lads? And of course lovely lasses.