Would you take Moyes?

[Toast]

Every appointment is a punt really.

Moyes is a massive ginger punt, that's for sure.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

This would be like getting back with a girl who left you for a better man who then dumped her after only 8 months. In the meantime you’ve both tried different things and been with different people but in the end you return to what’s comfortable and secure, with the two of you settling for each other and longing for the good old days that never return.

Someone get me a drink.

That’s how many happy marriages begin

 

[Jonte]

He’ll soon be bussing this load of over paid girls’ blouses up to Ainsdale beach, doing shuttle runs up and down the dunes while donning plastic bin bags.

Come the Derby, we’ll be closing down VVD in threes from the front so the sh.... will have too hoof it over Fabinho’s suede - who’ll have been man-marked by Schneiderlin all game - onto the bonces of Mina and Keane who, with their new found confidence due the safety of four at the back, will cushion it into the path of lightning fast wingers in Bernard and Richarlison, who’ll each provide service all afternoon long for an improved versions of DCL and Cenk, with Kean coming onto secure all 3 points in the closing moments.

Welcome home.

 

[BlueStevie35]

He’ll soon be bussing this load of over paid girls’ blouses up to Ainsdale beach, doing shuttle runs up and down the dunes while donning plastic bin bags.

Come the Derby, we’ll be closing down VVD in threes from the front so the sh.... will have too hoof it over Fabinho’s suede - who’ll have been man-marked by Schneiderlin all game - onto the bonces of Mina and Keane who, with their new found confidence due the safety of four at the back, will cushion it into the path of lightning fast wingers in Bernard and Richarlison, who’ll each provide service all afternoon long for an improved versions of DCL and Cenk, with Kean coming onto secure all 3 points in the closing moments.

Welcome home.

That’s the only positive thing about any Moyes return, drilling a work ethic back into the wasters, the rest of the post is fantasy drivel

 

[Barry Rathbone]

That’s the only positive thing about any Moyes return, drilling a work ethic back into the wasters, the rest of the post is fantasy drivel

Used to take us till xmas to shake off his army drilling we'll be down with 5 games left according to that schedule, he can shove his mythical work ethic.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Used to take us till xmas to shake off his army drilling we'll be down with 5 games left according to that schedule, he can shove his mythical work ethic.

Given his post-Christmas form, this could be the ideal time to come in!

 

[T LEAFE]

Moysey and Unsie
And recall Penno

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He’ll soon be bussing this load of over paid girls’ blouses up to Ainsdale beach, doing shuttle runs up and down the dunes while donning plastic bin bags.

Come the Derby, we’ll be closing down VVD in threes from the front so the sh.... will have too hoof it over Fabinho’s suede - who’ll have been man-marked by Schneiderlin all game - onto the bonces of Mina and Keane who, with their new found confidence due the safety of four at the back, will cushion it into the path of lightning fast wingers in Bernard and Richarlison, who’ll each provide service all afternoon long for an improved versions of DCL and Cenk, with Kean coming onto secure all 3 points in the closing moments.

Welcome home.

 

[billyblue80]

Interim yes.. longterm no..

 

[ranxerox]

Not as manager.

 

[thirdmantackle]

No.

Football had moved on. A lot.

 

[zook]

I’d think this would be the most uninspiring, most typically unambitious Everton move ever but then I remembered after sacking Koeman we had Unsworth as caretaker for a month until finally appointing Sam Allardyce.

Will be so difficult to get Goodison behind the team if the board do decide on the return of Moyes.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

No.

Football had moved on. A lot.

In what way?

 

[Jim Hopper]

Moysey and Unsie
And recall Penno

I’d rather have Shearer and Ian Dowie.

 

[Barry Rathbone]

Given his post-Christmas form, this could be the ideal time to come in!

If we get him in today and he manages to squeeze an entire pre season of beastings in by tuesday I think you're on to something