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Anustart
If you can lie then you're obviously Norwegian or something mate.
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If you can lie then you're obviously Norwegian or something mate.
broudie
Player Valuation: £750k
Do the terms we're offering include the words 'Jagielka', or 'Distin'?
On another note, Bender from Futurama would be amazing for us. He's solid, and has got extendable arms and legs.
Great Dane
Player Valuation: £15m
Oh my God, I knew there was something wrong with me!
Yes FFS.
His goal scoring record is decent, and he's never had a proper run in Arsenal's starting 11 so it's harsh to judge his ability on his performances for them alone. Regardless, he's currently sitting just below a 1:4 goal to appearance ratio, and most of those appearances were when he was still a teenager.
I'd take him in a heartbeat.
His goal scoring record is decent, and he's never had a proper run in Arsenal's starting 11 so it's harsh to judge his ability on his performances for them alone. Regardless, he's currently sitting just below a 1:4 goal to appearance ratio, and most of those appearances were when he was still a teenager.
I'd take him in a heartbeat.
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faddy the blue
Player Valuation: £35m
I'd rather have Pineapple on Pizza.
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Anustart
Bendtner.
He's only 23 and has never really had a good run in that Arsenal side. However I've seen figures around £8-9 million being quoted so surely we can get someone more useful for that money?
Oh and yeah, we also don't have that money.
I would pick nobody, serioulsy, I would rather have bobody then sign Clowns.
Some of the comments in this thread are stupid as ****.
Let's sign nobody, rather than a player who's maintained a 1 in 4 goal ratio for Arsenal and Birmingham, despite only being 23 and never having a proper run for the Gunners.
As for his attitude, people want to sign a guy who has been jailed for beating the **** out of an innocent man, makes Bendtner look like Florence Nightingale.
[video=youtube;3HlfPNRW_f0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlfPNRW_f0[/video]
Just watch that video. He's clearly capable with his head, which would give Baines a good target man up front for crosses, and has the ability to hold the ball up against multiple defenders. He'd be perfect alongside Beckford. Anybody saying he's crap after watching some of those goals is just being a numpty.
Let's sign nobody, rather than a player who's maintained a 1 in 4 goal ratio for Arsenal and Birmingham, despite only being 23 and never having a proper run for the Gunners.
As for his attitude, people want to sign a guy who has been jailed for beating the **** out of an innocent man, makes Bendtner look like Florence Nightingale.
[video=youtube;3HlfPNRW_f0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlfPNRW_f0[/video]
Just watch that video. He's clearly capable with his head, which would give Baines a good target man up front for crosses, and has the ability to hold the ball up against multiple defenders. He'd be perfect alongside Beckford. Anybody saying he's crap after watching some of those goals is just being a numpty.
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Anustart
I'm with you mate. He's missed a few sitters and had a few high profile gaffs, so that sticks in the heads of non-Arsenal fans. But I've seen a lot of Arsenal fans sticking by him and saying he's quality.
He's good with his feet, tall, versatile and can score different types of goals. He's only 23 and has never had a consistent run in the first team. Not up front anyway.
He is a massive egotist but so what? That's a good thing for a striker. It allows him to bounce back; he's mentally resilient. Delusional too, like, but it's better than the alternative; Bilyaletdinov-style low confidence.
But we can't afford him. Simple as. And £9 million or so is far too much for us to spend on anyone who isn't going to definitely be completely ace.
Nordecke
Player Valuation: £35m
Unfortunately in today's market one would need to spend twice that for a player who will be completely ace.
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