Workplace Pranks

[Whitebootman]

We have a new kid in work today, as usual the lads are up to no good to see what they can get away with. Poor kid was sent to the canteen for a long stand, come back blushing like a new bride.

Got me thinking, what did you fall for in your first job.

Mine was a classic. I joined the Royal Navy aged 16, when I eventually got through training and joined my first submarine as a stoker the lads said I could now apply to join MENSA. "Whats that" I said, like a fool, "Marine Engineer Nuclear Submarine Association" they told me and sent me off to see the Chief Engineering Officer for my application which I did straight away. To be fair to the lads they only took the piss for about two years.

Any classics chaps?

 

[Goat]

When I was on Work Exp, they sent me round the corner for some blue paint with red spots in. I doubted them clearly, but they where all very convincing and the paint shop round the corner did make their own paints, so it wasnt totally out the question in my 15 year old mind. Shocking.

 

[little curly alan ball]

No falling for it , about it . It was happenig , like or not .
I was an Apprentice Brickie .
Anyway , the Labradors had been giving **** dis day, Oct-Nov time .
We , me and a young Joiner start giving back ( me arl fella was massive , and nails - happy days ).
Anyway , dinner , next salute , firm of Big-Arse Labradors attack me , not to fill me in but rather to tie me to the water container , hose-pipe down trousers ( note the double entendre ?? )
, and turned on !!!!
The fukas left me there till 1 o'clock . I didnt see me three-for-a-bob for about a fortnight .
Mind you the Joiner saw me , ran to the roof and threatened to jump !!!! Shobgite !!
He quit that evening and I was laffin by Monday .
These fukas today dont know theyre born .
P.S. Told me arl fella . He says , Oh Aye , will you get them back ???
YOU FUKN KNOW IT , POPS .

 

[Blue_in_london]

My bird worked in an offce where a new guy thought he was pretty good at singing(but he wasn't), so some guy phoned him up, at his work claiming to be from X-factor - made the guy do an on the spot audition of his singing talents down the phone!!

 

[Philw]

not work, but when i joined the scouts. think this is quite a common one too. on my first summer camp there were a few of us new scouts, who got pranked in various ways. mine was being sent half way across the campsite to ask for sky hooks and glass nails! i promptly stormed off and went to see the local farmer!! then a few days later during one of our games i fell in the stream running through the farm

took that in rather better humour tho!!