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Went to a job today fitting shower seats in newly converted wetrooms in some retirement complex in Preston. Woman there, 78, flat absolutely stank of bud. So she says to me I'll leave you to get your work done lad, if you need anything I'm outside having a reefer. Well I nearly choked laughing. Anyway, tells her I'm a smoker too, and will join her when I'm done so she says oh great, I've got something you can have that I make OFF MY CROP (lol). Disappears into the kitchen, comes back with a bundle of foil. Here you go lad, some canabutter for you. Yes, canabutter. Makes butter off the crop then uses it to cook everything in and bake with ????
Here's the butter....
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So, gets home, have some food, remember about the butter. Searches cupboard, finds brownie mix and voilà...
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canabutter brownies.
There are 4 left.
I'm smashed lollollol

That lovely old lady was a little devil.
She was telling me about how she occasionally bakes cakes and biscuits for all the other pensioners in the little village thing they've got and doesn't let on that they've been baked with canabutter.
Her and her mates sit laughing at all the old ones smashed off their tits and not a clue why lollollol

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