Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Clears throat...."Everton, I hate you "
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Whether he's part of the problem or solution is up for debate.
What isn't is this team were relegation fodder and on its arse long before he rocked up.
How the hell we smash Brighton
The players are relegation fodder.
106 - 70 of which were away at Man UtdHow many minutes has Simms had since his equaliser against Chelsea?