Wildlife in your Garden

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Little b****d, shat on my pillow, scratched the wallpaper off the wall, ate through the wire on my hotbrush (unfortunately not plugged in), still not slept properly since, every night I put planks of wood across the bottom of my door in case it comes back lol

An ex girlfriend had a plank of wood in her bedroom, used to nail it to my backside to stop me falling in*

*a very old joke ,I know