Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Also, this Messiah crap surely has to stop? Keegan's incredible feat of taking a doomed club back to the top flight and then the Champions League got him that nickname, because, in footballing terms, that was a sodding miracle.
We've not called anyone else that, it's just lazy journalists. Just like the line about "Geordies would rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0" Bollocks. Utter unmitigated bollocks. I suppose West Ham play the beautiful game, do they?
It wasn't just Keegan, the 'Geordie Nation' were clambouring for Shearer - a man with no experience & as it turned out - no fooking clue - as the 'New Messiah' & he would have been the had he kept you up. As it turned out, his different formation every week took you down quicker than that fat bird off GS draws.