Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £50m
How did Levy lure Poch into signing for Spurs? ?Usmanov attracted Ancelotti. He is persona non grata now. Bill will be attracting Wayne Rooney.
He must have put one hell of a show.
Maybe our fat useless chairman can go get some pointers from ol' Danny boy?
We all know how Billy boy loves to put on a good show! It's the only thing he's good at, FFS!
He can razzle dazzle Poch into being our next coach. It's worth a punt? Stranger things have happened.