Who likes the new saying I have made up as a result of last night’s game?

[the_professor]

why did you write this?

Because the last minute of the game last night seemed more like an hour.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Because the last minute of the game last night seemed more like an hour.

It didn't really though did it? As they weren't even putting us under pressure, the game ended with us seeing it out fairly comfortably & in possession. So it's a bit of a fail all round fufu - nevermind.

 

[the_professor]

It didn't really though did it? As they weren't even putting us under pressure, the game ended with us seeing it out fairly comfortably & in possession. So it's a bit of a fail all round fufu - nevermind.

Your face is a fail all round

 

[technojoe]

It's relativity theory.

 

[the_professor]

It's relativity theory.

It is – said by Albert Einsten, which makes Foot Long Hot Dog seem even silly than he actually is!! I bet he feels a fool now!

 

[bluejock]

You were better as Fufu. Saying that, he wasn't very good to begin with.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Your face is a fail all round

Given that you've never met me, then that's another fail I'm afraid fufu.

You're dying on your arse here lad, I think you need to get on google & see if you can find anything witty to pass off as your own. As you're about as humorous as a yeast infection.

 

[royalblue66]

Nymphae consummandam loquebatur horae videtur magis ligula. Custodiebant autem et finis temporis manere apud hominem Utd Everton Everton v 1-0 - consequi videtur, quam hora.

That would take some bum

 

[allen]

Have we left it too late to get this incorporated on the new badge?

 

[the_professor]

Given that you've never met me, then that's another fail I'm afraid fufu.

You're dying on your arse here lad, I think you need to get on google & see if you can find anything witty to pass off as your own. As you're about as humorous as a yeast infection.

I'd love to engage you in a battle of wits, but I would never fight an unarmed man.

 

[caught]

I think I get it now: it's like, sometimes enjoyable things seems to go very quickly, like a slice of sweet, sweet chocolate cake. And sometimes when you're feeling nervous or anxious a short amount of time can seem a lot longer, like when you're eating smoked haddock.

Clever, although when I'm talking to a pretty lady for a minute, trying to conceal my erection is actually a very nervous time for me and the whole ordeal seems to last an hour. Which is hilarious as I've never sustained an erection for more than 60 seconds.

 

[Pat's Van]

Your face is a fail all round

this is a better saying and I vote for it as the club's new motto

anyone know the latin translation ?

 

[Bungle]

this is a better saying and I vote for it as the club's new motto

anyone know the latin translation ?

casus circa faciem tuam

 

[no way la]

You spent an hour talking to a pretty lady, it seems more like a minute. You spend a minute watching the end of Man Utd v Everton with Everton 1-0 up – it seems longer than any hour.

it's a no from me.

 

[the_professor]

this is a better saying and I vote for it as the club's new motto

anyone know the latin translation ?

That would be a bit unfair on Foot Long, he can’t help that his face is a fail!!

Mind you I wish Foot Long was as passionate about supporting Everton as he is about talking about Fufu!