Who likes the new saying I have made up as a result of last night’s game?

[the_professor]

You spent an hour talking to a pretty lady, it seems more like a minute. You spend a minute watching the end of Man Utd v Everton with Everton 1-0 up – it seems longer than any hour.

 

[toffeesnuggs]

I'm not sure mate.
Maybe it'll grow on me

 

[bluelife]

Hahahahah get it written on the side of Goodison mate

 

[the_professor]

I'm not sure mate.
Maybe it'll grow on me

What part don’t you like? The bit about talking to a pretty lady or the bit about the last minute yesterday seeming like an hour? I can try and change it for you if you want?

 

[George Wall]

I'm getting it tattooed on my bum!

 

[Mogwai]

You spent an hour talking to a pretty lady, it seems more like a minute. You spend a minute watching the end of Man Utd v Everton with Everton 1-0 up – it seems longer than any hour.

It would sound better in Latin x

 

[Bungle]

It would sound better in Latin x

Nymphae consummandam loquebatur horae videtur magis ligula. Custodiebant autem et finis temporis manere apud hominem Utd Everton Everton v 1-0 - consequi videtur, quam hora.

 

[the_professor]

It would sound better in Latin x

Nymphae consummandam loquebatur horae videtur magis ligula. Custodiebant autem et finis temporis manere apud hominem Utd Everton Everton v 1-0 - consequi videtur, quam hora.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

Where's the poll? Can't answer without a poll.

 

[dead_soft]

You spent an hour talking to a pretty lady, it seems more like a minute. You spend a minute watching the end of Man Utd v Everton with Everton 1-0 up – it seems longer than any hour.

That's pretty awful

 

[the_professor]

That's pretty awful

You don't like women?

 

[caught]

I think we need to know more about the pretty lady. How pretty are we talking here, and does she have good bantz?

 

[weaf]

Kopite behaviour.

 

[Pat's Van]

You spent an hour talking to a pretty lady, it seems more like a minute. You spend a minute watching the end of Man Utd v Everton with Everton 1-0 up – it seems longer than any hour.

why did you write this?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Bring back fufu, he at least managed to plagiarise some vaguely funny material