Which Everton player are you?

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Van der Myde Im lazy and i drink too much

 

[gkpaul]

Id say a cross between big nev and howard!

Big nev coz Im a little on the fat side now, and howard coz I really take every goal conceeded quite personally! Like tonight I got beaten when a guy poked one through the legs at 5 a side and he laughed and shouted nuts! Pretty much told him if he laughed again Id bend his legs enough so no one could do it to him!

 

[TX Bill]

Hibbert except that I'm actually dangerous to the opposition when I get in their half.

 

[Arteta2391]

Jorge Nuno Valente

 

[Bundy]

The water boy.

 

[Dom1878]

Carsley. Defensive mid, quite strong, who likes to shoot - but rarely gets it on target.

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

I'll say Joe Max Moore, on account of nationality, but other than that it's hard to say.

Maybe a Derek Mountfield or Graham Stuart.

 

[zero]

Sandro Pistone.

 

[Gufty]

Pat Van Den Hauwe

 

[ToxtethBlue]

Segundo Castillo.

 

[Brownie]

What a thread this turned out to be. It was the little man on the question mark that did it, I'm sure.

 

[SuitsBlue]

tony hibbert

honest, capable - but limited. tries hard in the face of adversity. prepared to follow his own lead than be sidelined by those that think they know best.

 

[EFCNIK]

Definatly Nuno Valente. Im a ponce.

 

[Gazdalf]

Mixture of Hibbert and Osman.


I don't give a crap what the boo boys have to say about me.

I have a job to do and I intend to do it to the best of my abilities, and want no thanks at the end of it.

but you can rely on me to sort **** out.

 

[little curly alan ball]

An exciting little thread here.

I want honest answers. The question is which player do you associate with the most, personality, footballing attributes, etc. Don't just say your favourite player because you want to be as cool as them. Try to use the current squad, but I'll allow former players as well if you can justify it.

Personally I'm torn between Neville and Jagielka.

Id have to go , or me ego would , for Bally . But if you asked me Ma , or me ex bird theyd probably say , Hibbo / Nevile / Gerrard ( the Goalie ) / Hottiger / Cleland /Keeley , etc
Theyd probably be more accurate .