Lewisefc92
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Believe I am right in saying,we didn't receive one yellow card at Man U ?.
Correct, all because Gareth Barry wasn't playing
Believe I am right in saying,we didn't receive one yellow card at Man U ?.
....I'm not convinced about the 'snide' requirement, we just need players who are not afraid to mix it and can look after themselves.
Much was made of Van de Hauwe in the mid-80s team but he wasn't a snide, he was a very classy defender. Reid and Bracewell could mix it in midfield and Shard and Gray were capable of looking after themselves.
I agree with you @Eggs, but our problem is very neatly encapsulated by Mark 'the Grock' Noble's snidery in the West Ham home game. He's not as good as Barry / Barkley / McCarthy (in-form) but made the most telling contribution of the game when he ran over and made absolutely certain the ref sent off Mirallas - while also taking the opportunity to annoy everyone else.
We seem to be trying to keep McCarthy's hamstrings from exploding again - and this fear of injury has utterly taken the edge off him. He's not fit, he's not in form, and he's not contributing.
No, not talking about everyone's favourite neg spinner, the King of the Snides, @the sniderman .
I'm on about at Everton.
I don't think anyone in here would be putting the likes of Cahill, Carsley, Distin, Reid, Fellaini etc into their top 5 most talented players to have played for the Club. But they knew how to leave that rogue foot in, whinge at the ref, generally be a pain in the anus while the more gifted around them did the flair stuff.
Even Arteta, on form a thing of footballing beauty, was not above a bit of snide grassing, literally and metaphorically jabbing his finger in the opposition's eye.
You look at this current Everton side, and you are just not seeing it there enough.
We've had McCarthy's cultural high point tackle on Payet. Barry got Costa brewing with malice. But on a regular basis? Jagielka almost looks apologetic when decisions go against us. Kone does a sort of wry grin that only an automatic contract extension can raise. Cleverley snivels a bit, usually from behind the opposition's back, hiding just out of view in case play swiftly restarts and someone tries to give him the ball.
I suppose you could say Mirallas, but he's snided himself out of the side with his red mist mania. Osman's grassing is now limited to that second volume of his autobiography you're all going to be buying, last minute, for your poor Blues supporting relative next Christmas.
Just a little bit of malice while Del twinkles past people at the other end. A pestering platform if you like.
Are we missing a bit of snide?
*looks to the Main Stand lights for a signal
Slowly but surely, I believe Martinez's overly-positive attitude has seeped into the core of our squad and we've become fragile and non-imposing.
Kev is a snide. He's generally found sat on the bench watching super Tom in his place.
I do not think it's a stereotypical snide player that we need as @Eggs mentions, but rather players who've got some fight and guile in them.
Far too often we do not impose ourselves on other teams; be that physically with some tackles and holding their ground, or verbally dominating.
The first element is that we're too easily beaten off the ball when in possession while seemingly often reluctant to commit to those 50/50 balls.
How often have you seen us losing the ball far too easily or players not wholeheartedly going for those lose balls, which is often critical in a game.
By committing yourself to the above, combined with some hard tackles, you impose yourself on the opposition and that's a huge mental positive.
As a person who played cricket and rugby as a youngster, I was embedded with the belief that winning the mental battle was a factor of a win.
Standing your ground... giving them some sledging... showing that although maybe you're not as strong physically, you're not to be messed with.
Simple things like that mean that your opponent may just hesitate slightly or they may not go in for the challenge at 100% knowing you will.
Slowly but surely, I believe Martinez's overly-positive attitude has seeped into the core of our squad and we've become fragile and non-imposing.
You see when we concede how our heads drop as they stroll back to the halfway line, hands on hips and with no verbal discussion... it's timid.
Yes a snide player may help change all of the above, however I think the problem is much more deep rooted than that. They're just too nice!
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