Whats the stupidest thing you have done, or seen, today?

[ashwuk76]

Eurovision...

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I was having a bath before and managed to get my big toe wedged in the hot tap. ive now got a burnt toe

 

[Eggs]

..I thought West Ham might get something from their game today, how stupid was that.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Walking by the municipal golf course I saw a man crossing it with two small dogs, who decided to relieve themselves one after the other.

So he's picking up from both locations like a good citizen and he's getting shouted at by the golfers back on the tee.

Ah it's great to be alive.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Walking by the municipal golf course I saw a man crossing it with two small dogs, who decided to relieve themselves one after the other.

So he's picking up from both locations like a good citizen and he's getting shouted at by the golfers back on the tee.

Ah it's great to be alive.

Ive just seen a fella picking up after his dog .. and wait for it... bottling its pee too!

What on earth is going on in the world.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Ive just seen a fella picking up after his dog .. and wait for it... bottling its pee too!

What on earth is going on in the world.

I can't get that image out my head now.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I can't get that image out my head now.

An orange lucozade bottle full of dog urine...

Mind boggling

 

[gonetomorrow]

An orange lucozade bottle full of dog urine...

Mind boggling

He's got a room at home stashed to the rafters with bottles of lucozade filled with dog urine, all labelled with time, place etc.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

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He's got a room at home stashed to the rafters with bottles of lucozade filled with dog urine, all labelled with time, place etc.

@Donald Twain

 

[edge]

Just ran the bath it was to hot, let some water out filled up again, repeated 3 times, still to hot, till I realised I was filling it up with the wrong tap the hot one.

 

[harris78]

Went round my mates for a bbq and when finished and cleaning up he proceeded to take the hot ash etc from said BBQ and put into a plastic carrier bag. Couldn't understand when he got to the bin why there was a trail of Ash behind him and an empty bag....good lad and academically clever but has zero common sense.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Went round my mates for a bbq and when finished and cleaning up he proceeded to take the hot ash etc from said BBQ and put into a plastic carrier bag. Couldn't understand when he got to the bin why there was a trail of Ash behind him and an empty bag....good lad and academically clever but has zero common sense.

Imagine if the bag made it to the wheelie bin!!

Carnage

 

[harris78]

Imagine if the bag made it to the wheelie bin!!

Carnage

I know scary isn't it!

 

[Eggs]

...it's a rainy Monday morning, it's 06.45am, I'm retired and I've already been to the gym and done my old mans 5k jog. That is very stupid.

 

[chrismpw]

...it's a rainy Monday morning, it's 06.45am, I'm retired and I've already been to the gym and done my old mans 5k jog. That is very stupid.

Its a rainy monday morning I'm retired and i was awake at 4am because i have a dog that is terrified of drizzle*.
Plus I pulled a muscle in my leg getting out of bed in a hurry to stop him scratching at the door.

*of all the things to be scared of in the UK - fecking animal. Vet is useless "try this £25, try that £30, try the other £25" TRY? we have regulated drugs trials - why experiment at my expense, give me soethng that works, before I use a brick ffs!