Whats the stupidest thing you have done, or seen, today?

[mezzrow]

 

[Dylan]

Roy, I was almost killed.

*ALMOST* mate. @roydo set his hand on fire!!!

Now to combine the two we have this gem:

 

[JLW]

Girlfriend asked if I wanted to join her at a fancy dress party where everyone has to wear the traditional clothing of a Eurovision country while they watch it.

I've never said no to anything quicker in my life.

Great answer!! Then its normally followed by "why you bore do you think you're better than everyone else"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The Labour manifesto?

I'll raise you a Theresa May saying ''Strong and Stable'' every time she opens her mouth.

 

[Tree13]

I'll raise you a Theresa May saying ''Strong and Stable'' every time she opens her mouth.

Diane Abbott.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Diane Abbott.

Hating the working class, sick, disabled and elderly.

Do I win political top trumps then?

 

[Tree13]

Hating the working class, sick, disabled and elderly.

Do I win political top trumps then?

When you've got Diane Abbott keeping score, you can win even when you lose. Fill your boots.

Apologies for my part in side-tracking a thread that shouldn't be political. @Boss_Blue , shall we both restrict ourselves to other more appropriate threads?

 

[orly]

Mrs R. "Roydo, can you change the flint and put some gas in my (Zippo) lighter? Cats on my lap"

Me. "Right oh."

*Changes flint, spills fluid gas a bit, checks flint, sets hand on fire*

Your wife calls you roydo ?

I hope one days when I meet mein transferfrandel @MorgsGoat we eschew real names and only use variations on "frandelino"

When you set your hand on fire, did you pretend to be from X-Men? I would have

 

[Sapie88]

Your wife calls you roydo ?

I hope one days when I meet mein transferfrandel @MorgsGoat we eschew real names and only use variations on "frandelino"

When you set your hand on fire, did you pretend to be from X-Men? I would have

Goatfrands real name is Kenneth.

 

[ToePeg]

I'll raise you a Theresa May saying ''Strong and Stable'' every time she opens her mouth.

She should say we'll give you an SS style government for short.

 

[andym78]

*ALMOST* mate. @roydo set his hand on fire!!!

Now to combine the two we have this gem:

WTF??

The dude on the bike exploded!

 

[ToePeg]

Logging on to GOT threads when I really should be doing something more productive.

 

[ashwuk76]

My reflection in the mirror this morning.

 

[The T-Dex]

When you've got Diane Abbott keeping score, you can win even when you lose. Fill your boots.

Apologies for my part in side-tracking a thread that shouldn't be political. @Boss_Blue , shall we both restrict ourselves to other more appropriate threads?

Restrict yourself off of the forum

 

[AndyC]

When you've got Diane Abbott keeping score, you can win even when you lose. Fill your boots.

Apologies for my part in side-tracking a thread that shouldn't be political. @Boss_Blue , shall we both restrict ourselves to other more appropriate threads?

By all means, do please continue the political discussions but take them to the appropriate threads - cheers.