Whats the stupidest thing you have done, or seen, today?

[COYBL25]

SEEN

Was in small Cheshire town this afternoon. Step out of car to see black leather skirt and hat disappearing out of view having got out of car next to mine.. Think "interesting" - a bit OTT for these parts. Skirt goes into hardware store (!!).. Five minutes later I am in the Cancer Research charity shop.. overhear conversation at desk.. look round to spot Skirt/Hat talking to man at desk.. something sounds strange.. take closer look, 50 year old (approx) man..

So yeah, strange outfit, strange person - and dirty filthy car as well.

* anyone interested to know where to find this person can pm me for details of the "small town".

There's a fella knocks really round Woolton, who wears similar gear, got long black hair and from the back looks every bit a woman - a transvestifrand.

He's a bit closer to home if you want me to fix you up ?

 

[scratchnsurf]

Are you his girlfrand?

If he wants.

 

[Sapie88]

There's a fella knocks really round Woolton, who wears similar gear, got long black hair and from the back looks every bit a woman - a transvestifrand.

He's a bit closer to home if you want me to fix you up ?

Yes please.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Do I have to PM you?

Well no... whoever wants to know it was Frodsh*m.

 

[Sapie88]

Well no... whoever wants to know it was Frodsham.

It's a bit too close to where I had my incident on the M56 to return that.

 

[COYBL25]

It's a bit too close to where I had my incident on the M56 to return that.

The one with the cat

 

[ToffeeDan]

Girlfriend asked if I wanted to join her at a fancy dress party where everyone has to wear the traditional clothing of a Eurovision country while they watch it.

I've never said no to anything quicker in my life.

If she's going dressed as one of those Polish milkmaids though I think we should be told where the party is.

 

[COYBL25]

Well no... whoever wants to know it was Frodsh*m.

I'be got a mate who has a hairdressers in Frodsham.

If anyone knows who this fella is, it'll be her

 

[Sapie88]

The one with the cat

Oh god no, that was the Formby bypass.

This was a swan.

 

[COYBL25]

Oh god no, that was the Formby bypass.

This was a swan.

Lol !

 

[Azzurri]

If she's going dressed as one of those Polish milkmaids though I think we should be told where the party is.

I wouldn't worry mate she's ugly as anything.

 

[Sapie88]

I wouldn't worry mate she's ugly as anything.

Can I have her number?

 

[COYBL25]

Can I have her number?

I'd like a photo too ?

 

[WycombeToffee]

The Labour manifesto?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Being a Tory on an Everton forum.