What to do while young?

[steken1]

Add to this, watch as many movies as you can from different eras.

For exactly the same reasons as above.

Add to this, pork as many women as you can from different areas. It will add nothing to your life whatsoever other than the ability to brag down that pub that you've shagged a bird off every continent!

 

[steken1]

My sister did this for a couple of summers running and loved it. Plus, when the time comes when you do want a job, it'll look good on your CV.

She love the american sword lid???

 

[Bungle]

Add to this, pork as many women as you can from different areas. It will add nothing to your life whatsoever other than the ability to brag down that pub that you've shagged a bird off every continent!

I shagged a bird from Zimbabwe and she absolutely stank, my advice would be look elsewhere if you're looking to chalk Africa off the list.

 

[steken1]

I shagged a bird from Zimbabwe and she absolutely stank, my advice would be look elsewhere if you're looking to chalk Africa off the list.

A prolific continent for me I have to say! Not always the most fragrant though!

 

[quasi modo]

Get arrested

 

[Bungle]

A prolific continent for me I have to say! Not always the most fragrant though!

One of the worst BJ's ever from her, like I'd stuck it in a washing machine and put a fast spin on.

 

[Moomin]

I shagged a bird from Zimbabwe and she absolutely stank, my advice would be look elsewhere if you're looking to chalk Africa off the list.

Her [Poor language removed] stank? Or was it sweat?? Body odour

 

[Bungle]

Her [Poor language removed] stank? Or was it sweat?? Body odour

She smelt like she had sh!t herself, but I checked thoroughly and she hadn't.

 

[steken1]

She smelt like she had sh!t herself, but I checked thoroughly and she hadn't.

With yer tongue???

 

[Bungle]

With yer tongue???

Foreplay began in the back of a minibus on holiday in Wales, by foreplay I mean forcing my finger through a small hole in her trousers and fumbling her inner thigh.

 

[Roztitute]

I shagged a bird from Zimbabwe and she absolutely stank, my advice would be look elsewhere if you're looking to chalk Africa off the list.

Racialist

 

[Bungle]

Racialist

She looked like Robert Mugabe mate, so I think I was more than fair to her. I never even got a farm out of it ffs.

 

[FTY]

OI OI

THIS IS MY KIND OF THREAD

OI OI

 

[Roztitute]

She looked like Robert Mugabe mate, so I think I was more than fair to her. I never even got a farm out of it ffs.

Fair play mate, didn't even move you up the Zimbabwean political ladder.

Was in the bogs at Uni the other day. And there was good grafiti in there, it read, @Bungle (insert name here - can't remember) is like Robert Mugabe, you either hate him or have no idea who the [Poor language removed] he is. I enjoyed it.

 

[Roztitute]

Molest a hamster. You're not allowed when you've got a wife and kids.

I'm glad at least 1 person is taking this thread seriously. Heed this advice original poster.