What size is your johnson?

What size would you consider your phallus?

  • Small

  • Medium

  • Large

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When I played for a team in the Yorkshire League, we had a really well built goalie. About 6ft tall, weighed about 15 stone which was all beef and muscle. Used to get all the high crosses into the penalty area and his own team mates knew to get out of the way as he clattered everything in his path. He had one of the smallest 'johnsons' I have ever seen. He was extremely proud of it and used to say 'it works, which is all I'm bothered about'.
 
Back in the day when these things were measured and meant something, my hat size was 7 and a quarter.
I'll leave it at that.

Edit: small medium large though not very accurate
cms, mms or inches
Anyway whats medium, one mans medium is another mans rare
 

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