What size is your johnson?

[sdk]

Also, what my penis lacks in size it more than makes up for in personality.

 

[Death]

Was you Kev? On that sunny day? Tim Cahill in particular. Was when things got nasty.

 

[kev]

Was you Kev? On that sunny day? Tim Cahill in particular. Was when things got nasty.

 

[Death]

I noticed you haven’t voted either. Sharing is caring Kev. You knew that back in 2006.

You’ve changed man.

 

[Death]

Look at this lurking somfabidge

 

[BigBlueConk]

What have the girls voted?

 

[BigBlueConk]

I used to practise pole vaulting without a pole if that helps.

 

[Tommy.]

What have the girls voted?

Username checks out .

Back up adequate boys, we've been bested.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

2k views and 143 replies in 12 hours...

and to answer your question...come find out, you little slut.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Will blame the lock down.

I blame the Tories






Actually I blame age. I'm definitely not the same man I was 10 years ago

 

[Methuselah]

When I played for a team in the Yorkshire League, we had a really well built goalie. About 6ft tall, weighed about 15 stone which was all beef and muscle. Used to get all the high crosses into the penalty area and his own team mates knew to get out of the way as he clattered everything in his path. He had one of the smallest 'johnsons' I have ever seen. He was extremely proud of it and used to say 'it works, which is all I'm bothered about'.

 

[LocalNative]

Mine is a Dwayne

 

[Tigger]

Whilst the good lord gifted me with handsome looks, charm and wonderful hair, he did however curse me with having a small cock.

No point lying about it or pretending its 12 inches it is what it is sadly.

I'm like that, without the looks, charm and hair..

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Mine is so big I call it Jurgen.

 

[degsy]

Back in the day when these things were measured and meant something, my hat size was 7 and a quarter.
I'll leave it at that.

Edit: small medium large though not very accurate
cms, mms or inches
Anyway whats medium, one mans medium is another mans rare