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Player Valuation: £35m
Aguerooooooo!!
Gary Lineker with absolutely not a trace of Bernie Wright. He got the ball close to goal and just scored. That's all you need from a centre forward.Bernie Wright with a pinch of Gary Linekar
A sort of cross between Batistuta, Van Basten and Dixie Dean I think.
Either of those would do to be fair?Yes thanks I was attributing a striker from our own collection ..or should I have just said Salah or Mane
A pre- moobs James Beattie or the player James Vaughan ought to have become minus the delicate frame![]()
Correct.You mean someone with long hair , knackered knees and someone that has a statue built of them?
A goal scorer.
Y’know. Like Lukaku was. The Lukaku that people complained who ‘only scores goals’.

ROMELU ROMELU ROMELU ROMELU LUKAKU
A Bebeto or Romario might work. A Thierry Henry would certainly do the business. An original Ronaldo and we'd be in contention straight away. Ideally we'd get one of each so we could change ourselves around up front.
I don't think that's too much to ask for do you? C'mon Brands, 4 world class strikers please. Pronto.
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