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Must've been just short of my teens when my mom busted in on me in my room playing this song. I'd never seen that rage before, or since. Of course, it just made me love the song even more. Certifiable classic....

[video=youtube;TN-EeMOqQpg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN-EeMOqQpg[/video]
 
I'm going to have a hair cut like Darwin Deez. How do I go about that?

[video=youtube;37sKI7d7-xA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37sKI7d7-xA[/video]
 
Maybe a recreation of this will be my 3rd instalment on my concept album, imaginatively called - The GOT Album

[video=youtube;9Wl_uQOABxg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg&feature=fvst[/video]

I didn't really have to change this one much.

Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks

Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's J-Dawg, Heat and Weltontoffee
There's ijjy, Mugz and Ricardobee
They're on leave from the army
The only foof I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one, it's a brodeo
Tell Duality and Spike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks in the Ale House
Easy to fix
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my ****
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks
Too many dicks in the Ale House

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

Too many dicks on the-
Too many dicks on the-
Dicks on the-
Dicks on the-
Dicks-Dicks-Dance-Dicks-
Di-di-di-di-dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks
Too many dicks in the Ale House
Too many dicks
Too many dicks in the Ale House
 
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