Warning. Out of nature ramblings from a shattered Evertonian. Forgive the spelling/punctuation/language etc...
As most of you know, I couldn't watch the game tonight or have any real way of knowing the score because of work so spent half the night like a loonatic.
I was on training in a new job and you literally get the sack if you have a phone out by any pc (data protection, card details etc) so I had to put my best skiving techniques to work...
First I heard of the match was when girlfriend text me the side. What, no Baines? strange line up, no AJ on bench... not the best preview.
Then next i heard was Howard going mental for being shinned in the head? and someone clearing off the line? Then girlfriend text me saying were losing 1-0, must have been that noticeable I was that pissed of because 4 different girls asked what was up
Then I couldn't check phone for about 20 minutes but when i managed to in a presentation i got a text saying 1-1 so i mouthed it over to another blue. a few seconds later i noticed another message saying we were getting beat 2-1, am pretty sure the person giving the speech heard me say 'oh ffs everton!'. Typical Everton...
Left the room a few minutes later absolutely miffed off. I had just got into the canteen thinking it just wasn't to be, typical Everton etc etc, wasnt half on a downer and felt like slapping a southerner kopite who clearly didnt have a clue about football starts giving it the arl 'at least the team who beat us are a decent side', but during that my phone goes off. mcfadden 2-2. Half way through his sentence i cut him short and I literally without a word of a lie... jumped up on the chair and shouted "[Poor language removed] get in, 2 [Poor language removed] 2, mcfadden" to another evertonian across the room who was frantically trying to work the net out on his fone to find out the score. Then he started jumping up and down and then you just looked around the room and more and more joined in the celebrating. Girls who wernt even interested in football were all of a sudden really interested....
Managed to phone bird for last 10 mins and told her to just put the fone by the telly, couldnt really understand it though so cheers day (little curly alan ball) for the texts, you were a lifesaver mate. Phonin you at the end of it was another highlight of the nite, first proper evertonian id spoke to of the nite, you were ecstatic, well in fella. legend. Topped of a fantastic night.
Now... *rubs hands together* whens the draw so i can book of any games now...
As most of you know, I couldn't watch the game tonight or have any real way of knowing the score because of work so spent half the night like a loonatic.
I was on training in a new job and you literally get the sack if you have a phone out by any pc (data protection, card details etc) so I had to put my best skiving techniques to work...
First I heard of the match was when girlfriend text me the side. What, no Baines? strange line up, no AJ on bench... not the best preview.
Then next i heard was Howard going mental for being shinned in the head? and someone clearing off the line? Then girlfriend text me saying were losing 1-0, must have been that noticeable I was that pissed of because 4 different girls asked what was up
Then I couldn't check phone for about 20 minutes but when i managed to in a presentation i got a text saying 1-1 so i mouthed it over to another blue. a few seconds later i noticed another message saying we were getting beat 2-1, am pretty sure the person giving the speech heard me say 'oh ffs everton!'. Typical Everton...
Left the room a few minutes later absolutely miffed off. I had just got into the canteen thinking it just wasn't to be, typical Everton etc etc, wasnt half on a downer and felt like slapping a southerner kopite who clearly didnt have a clue about football starts giving it the arl 'at least the team who beat us are a decent side', but during that my phone goes off. mcfadden 2-2. Half way through his sentence i cut him short and I literally without a word of a lie... jumped up on the chair and shouted "[Poor language removed] get in, 2 [Poor language removed] 2, mcfadden" to another evertonian across the room who was frantically trying to work the net out on his fone to find out the score. Then he started jumping up and down and then you just looked around the room and more and more joined in the celebrating. Girls who wernt even interested in football were all of a sudden really interested....
Managed to phone bird for last 10 mins and told her to just put the fone by the telly, couldnt really understand it though so cheers day (little curly alan ball) for the texts, you were a lifesaver mate. Phonin you at the end of it was another highlight of the nite, first proper evertonian id spoke to of the nite, you were ecstatic, well in fella. legend. Topped of a fantastic night.
Now... *rubs hands together* whens the draw so i can book of any games now...
