What’s your EDC?

[Mutzo Nutzo]

A small mouse in my pocket

 

[Kurt.]

A small mouse in my pocket

I had a little mouse named keith
He could circumcise men with his teeth
This wasn’t for leisure
Or for sexual pleasure
But to get to the cheese underneath



Be careful mate

 

[Rita_Poon]

no idea he smoked.

 

[Toffeepot]

A tooth pick and some theme music, all a man needs

 

[bluerobert]

Yo Robert what you been watching recently.

Yes Carlos, not much pal. The Boys, Invincible, Monarch and Daredevil. What about you pal; anything good?

 

[bluerobert]

Firearms and a tinder subscription.

What more could a man need?

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Crowbar,lump hammer and a 1/2” drive 6 point socket set.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Crowbar,lump hammer and a 1/2” drive 6 point socket set.

Think you've got Peter Sutcliffe's kecks on.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Wallet
Phone
Bus pass
Chewie
Wipes
Tissues
Sweetners.
Various sachets of condiments.
Son and daughters house keys.
Tweesers....very handy .
Carried in a rucksack

 

[Rita_Poon]

Wallet
Phone
Bus pass
Chewie
Wipes
Tissues
Sweetners.
Various sachets of condiments.
Son and daughters house keys.
Tweesers....very handy .
Carried in a rucksack

 

[Cels]

Phone, Credit Card, £40 cash. I also take a Rape Alarm with me... to remind me to rape.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Phone, Credit Card, £40 cash. I also take a Rape Alarm with me... to remind me to rape.

Just spat my coffee out there!!!

Also 40 quid... Alright Elon,calm down!

 

[Lapeno77]

Knives and lint.

 

[The binman chronicles]

500,000 cubic metres of concrete. You never know when you might need to build a sizable dam.

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Think you've got Peter Sutcliffe's kecks on.