Weird Everton superstitions

[The binman chronicles]

I've found everything I do ends up in defeat over the last few years. Especially away from home.

See. We usually lose when I buy the programme so I didn't and we still lost.

I also think that high vis winter ball is a problem.

...and the summer one.

 

[Parker]

Starting during our run at the end of last season, I exclusively started going through the left turnstile into the stadium.

I'm convinced that I'm at least 90% of the reason why we stayed up.

I went through the right one today.

To the fat plum who doesn't know how to work a ticket machine. Your fault this.

 

[Hackbread]

If we lose today I can't be blamed, I will be there in person which so far doesn't have any superstition attached to it

Wish I had just stayed home and smashed my TV up after that performance.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Well, the mug wasn't the problem was it? Lol

 

[gonetomorrow]

I've started wearing an Everton shirt on matchdays. Trouble is up here folk think it's a Rangers top half the time.

It doesn't seem to be working.
Red underpants?
It's worth a try.

 

[helpimonfire]

But how did Everton get on?

Won the league twice, an FA Cup, a Cup Winners Cup, got banned from Europe for doing feck all.