Wednesday's Scran

[Vim Fuego]

I shall be mostly eating...Fish fingers, chips and beans,warburtons bread and a steaming tankard of hot splosh.

Thanks to Evertonstu for the inspiration*

 

[monty]

I shall be mostly eating...Fish fingers, chips and beans,warburtons orange bread and a steaming tankard of hot splosh.

Thanks to Evertonstu for the inspiration*

You will be clogging your arteries, farting like mad and stinking of fish offal, nice,

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'll die a happy man then ! Besides, i deserve such a banquet after how hard i've worked today, a man's work is never done .

And i may even compliment the meal with a chunky kit kat for afters.

 

[monty]

I'll die a happy man then ! Besides, i deserve such a banquet after how hard i've worked today, a man's work is never done .

And i may even compliment the meal with a chunky kit kat for afters.

I have pm'd you the address of the diabetes clinic at Walton

 

[Vim Fuego]

Tasty buxom nurses there, wearing smashing blouses and restless axe wounds just waiting to be filled with man fat ? If so, give me the number

 

[monty]

Tasty buxom nurses there, wearing smashing blouses and restless axe wounds just waiting to be filled with man fat ? If so, give me the number

Sorry, more like witches with long needles wanting to shove them slowly in your nether regions whilst you drip with blood and fear, the stench of urine pervading the atmosphere as you piss yourself, ummmmmm nice

 

[Vim Fuego]

Put me off my planned tea why don't you

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Im making home made lasagne, Non of that frozen [Poor language removed] that tastes of feet. Also im doing my own garlic bread an maybe cheese on top. Im going to put some candles on an a nice bit of lionel. Im also opting for a rose wine.

Once the baby is put to bed i will suprise the better half with this romantic night. Hope she enjoys it. Im giving her a night off tonight, as she has been really good.

 

[zero]

Im making home made lasagne, Non of that frozen [Poor language removed] that tastes of feet. Also im doing my own garlic bread an maybe cheese on top. Im going to put some candles on an a nice bit of lionel. Im also opting for a rose wine.

Once the baby is put to bed i will suprise the better half with this romantic night. Hope she enjoys it. Im giving her a night off tonight, as she has been really good.

Hope it goes well Sharpster

 

[Vim Fuego]

Im making home made lasagne, Non of that frozen [Poor language removed] that tastes of feet. Also im doing my own garlic bread an maybe cheese on top. Im going to put some candles on an a nice bit of lionel. Im also opting for a rose wine.

Once the baby is put to bed i will suprise the better half with this romantic night. Hope she enjoys it. Im giving her a night off tonight, as she has been really good.

And what do you have planned for dessert eh, best wash your todger first .

 

[heatmeiser]

I'm making an old fashioned Lancashire Hotpot with some breast of lamb that my butcher gave me. Already had the meat in the potroast for about 6 hours. Should be tremendous. Got a nice savoy and some broccoli to go alongside.

I'll probably have some more easter egg for dessert. The mrs got me some 70% dark Lindt madness and I can only eat one piece a day, otherwise I get a headache.

 

[monty]

I'm making an old fashioned Lancashire Hotpot with some breast of lamb that my butcher gave me. Already had the meat in the potroast for about 6 hours. Should be tremendous. Got a nice savoy and some broccoli to go alongside.

I'll probably have some more easter egg for dessert. The mrs got me some 70% dark Lindt madness and I can only eat one piece a day, otherwise I get a headache.

Beetroot and pickled cabbage seem to be the order of the day

 

[Vim Fuego]

My tea was ace, it's nice to slum it occasionly, chip and fish finger butties dipped in beans, twas delicious and unhealthy , just the way nature intended.

 

[monty]

My tea was ace, it's nice to slum it occasionly, chip and fish finger butties dipped in beans, twas delicious and unhealthy , just the way nature intended.

It should at least enable you to brew up some gaseous matter before the C/L

 

[Vim Fuego]

I've just released a thunderous burp, though i'm looking forward to some hearty thraps later.