Wednesday's Scran

[monty]

I've just released a thunderous burp, though i'm looking forward to some hearty thraps later.

so thats what it was

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'm saving my chunky kit kat until Arsenal see fit to take a commanding 2 - 0 lead, it'll taste all the nicer.

 

[monty]

I'm saving my chunky kit kat until Arsenal see fit to take a commanding 2 - 0 lead, it'll taste all the nicer.

I just hope the air is pure at the devouring moment

 

[Vim Fuego]

I don't care if the air is thick with gut wrenching farts, its going down my neck at a carefully selected stage in the evening.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Hope it goes well Sharpster

Tarr mate, shes just in the bath now relaxing. Iv set the table, looks like somthing out of a gorden ramsey restaraunt. The candles lit an magic 105.4 is playing in the backround.

Im starting with a thi soup as well, so hope it's nice.

And what do you have planned for dessert eh, best wash your todger first .

An yes vim that is for dessert..............an iv had a good scrub

 

[Vim Fuego]

Enjoy yourselves Sharpy, poor sods like me have to make do with a kit kat

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Enjoy yourselves Sharpy, poor sods like me have to make do with a kit kat

And i dont even have one of them

 

[Vim Fuego]

And i dont even have one of them

I assumed that you'd be having strawberry nesquilk, fishcakes, a tin of Directors, swiftly followed by a dump.

 

[evertonianstu]

just sarnies for me. Damn, my diet is as exciting as my life

 

[Dylan]

New York Strip steaks, pan seared with a butter/shallot sauce.

Also, one of my wifes fab salads to complement it. I finally found a butcher around here who will cut my steaks to order.

Beautiful dinner which I am about to enjoy

 

[monty]

Meat balls with a nice tomato sauce and spaghetti followed by bread and butter pudding, I should die tomorrow

 

[Vim Fuego]

But you lived to tell the tale, so the moral of this story is that you should treat yourself to Donner kebab, with extra chilli sauce and a portion of chips for your tea tonight.

 

[Rich316]

But you lived to tell the tale, so the moral of this story is that you should treat yourself to Donner kebab, with extra chilli sauce and a portion of chips for your tea tonight.

thats what i had last night on me way home form the ale house

 

[monty]

For me tonight it is the old favourite, the food of the Gods, a dish no Micheline starred chef could ever surpass, it is a cross betwit ambrosia and the sweetest nectar when it caress's the palate: SCOUSE

 

[Vim Fuego]

Scouse is ace, there's no denying that.

My tea tonight is a secret, because you'd be dead, dead,dead jealous if i told you, but it's extremely tasty and very healthy indeed .