Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
It's obvious his head has gone and the manager has to get stuck into the daft get or he'll end up seriously injuring someone or he'll get red carded.
James Tarkowski creates unique piece of Premier League history
James Tarkowski is officially a Premier League record holder, although many will argue it is a contentious slice of history. Tarkowski started for Everton in their gritty 1-1 draw against Arsenal a…
From elsewhere "Tarkowski now holds the unique record having played 301 Premier League matches without seeing red. Overall, he has received one red card in his whole career - a straight red while playing for Brentford in the Championship."
So a premier league veteran is living playing proof that d**** is chatting rich ladles of steaming crud. Again.
And the sudden shift to a specialist trauma doctor was also very very amusing. "whiplash", back to your geology professor.









