We need to talk about Nottingham Forest.

[matty1878]

hahahaha

calling us that to!

stay classy you mutants

and enjoy dyche

 

[Efcjake]

My gaffer is the Everton gaffer. Back the team. Give it a try.

Oh he is now?

Fully deserved. When the gaffer wins, EVERYONE wins.

European Gaffer

 

[Saint Domingo]

Oh he is now?

You don’t seem to understand humour? Difficult for an AI bot I know…

 

[MikeH72]

Hahahahahahaha absolute clown bum dosser.
@Moomin

 

[BigBeto1]

Great stat. Last December Dyche managed to get us only 1 win in the whole month.

Fast forward to 2025 and he’s managed to get us 2 wins in December and he isn’t even our manager

 

[crusade]

Just needs better players imo

 

[coollino]

He’s won a fair few for them when you just look at the numbers but then you flash the team names and realise it’s people like Malmo fluffing the numbers up.

If they were called Morecambe it would count as a premier league win

 

[MikeH72]

Hahahahah what a win against Malmo that was

 

[crusade]

Notice how flat the atmosphere was tonight as well. That's actually not a slight on their fans because it happened to us even in our last season at Goodison. Absolutely turgid football that you can't get behind no matter how hard you try. Their fans probably knew 10 minutes in how the game was going to go and shocker... That's how it went.

Oh how I do not miss the sight of those 3 bald musketeers constantly in discussion when behind and then absolutely naff all changing.

 

[ToffeeTim]

We ended 2024 with a really poor loss at home to Forest, with only 3 wins on the board that season.

We ended 2025 with a win over Dyche's Forest side and I believe we have 11 more points than we did this time a year ago.

The narrative last January about why hire Moyes when you had Dyche was ridiculous and the results since have proved it. And I dont think Moyes is brilliant either by any means. He's just far better than our other recent managers since Ancelotti.

 

[JimEFC_2]

Reading that forest thread, if they sack Dyche and have to pay him off (after Ange and Nuno too) then they'll break PSR and get a points deduction.
If they sign players in the window they'll break PSR and get a points deduction.

Basically Dyche is in the same position he was at Everton 2 years ago

 

[Rita_Poon]

Notice how flat the atmosphere was tonight as well. That's actually not a slight on their fans because it happened to us even in our last season at Goodison. Absolutely turgid football that you can't get behind no matter how hard you try. Their fans probably knew 10 minutes in how the game was going to go and shocker... That's how it went.

Oh how I do not miss the sight of those 3 bald musketeers constantly in discussion when behind and then absolutely naff all changing.

if it didn't sound like an obscure porno I'd be onside...

 

[MikeH72]

The victory over the Dychettes is sweeter than any cup win could ever be.

 

[MikeH72]

Notice how flat the atmosphere was tonight as well. That's actually not a slight on their fans because it happened to us even in our last season at Goodison. Absolutely turgid football that you can't get behind no matter how hard you try. Their fans probably knew 10 minutes in how the game was going to go and shocker... That's how it went.

Oh how I do not miss the sight of those 3 bald musketeers constantly in discussion when behind and then absolutely naff all changing.

It is a slight on their fans because they are disgusting Thatcher loving scabs.

 

[Neiler]