What about people who are actually called blert ? Think they'd feel a bit insulted tbh.
Damon says its ok.
He's Nikica Jelavic,
Like a white Big Vic,
Except he scores a bit,
Unless he doesn't,
Then get Jo on ffs.
Follow the Jelavic Road.....( Wizard of Oz )
I'm no Lennon and McCartney, like
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