Ways to forget ex gf?

[Nymzee]

revenge porn is not my thing mate

Also illegal just in case you didn't know.

 

[Tipp blue]

It's a pity Frank was banned he'd have given you some top notch advice.

 

[tommye]

@Bungle is your man for matters of the heart

 

[Deleted member 48881]

It's a pity Frank was banned he'd have given you some top notch advice.

the nurse is still missing

 

[Methuselah]

Time.

Yes, I have just about forgotten the girlfriend I had in 1957.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Just do the things you enjoy, keep your brain in a happy space and before long you'll realise your life is perfectly fine without her.

Chin up mate, been there too.

And whatever you do don't get married to someone else within a year of splitting up with a girlfriend of 11 years as that does not work either.


So a friend tells me. ahem.

 

[tommye]

It's a pity Frank was banned he'd have given you some top notch advice.

I dont think murder and dismemberment are his thing tbh

 

[Nymzee]

Yes, I have just about forgotten the girlfriend I had in 1957.

I haven't - she was a corker.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Get @Bungle to spend a night with her, then get him to tell you what he did to her.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

What you have to remember is the only person you are hurting is yourself. Time is a healer, keep occupied, don't date until you are completely over her. The last thing women want to hear is stories about your ex.

I split in Jan 2019 but it was over before that and I couldnt see it coming. By March I was dating again and I dated heavily. It was too soon but I've had some good laughs along the way. I'm in a good place now where I'm happy on my own and if someone comes along then it's on my terms. I meet girls from time to time I'm always texting someone but I just let things happen. Best place I've found to meet girls is in the gym and I don't mean bouncing over when they're in a middle of a set, just saying hello every now and again when you see the same person and before you know it you'll have a conversation.

But time is the healer and you'll notice over time you'll think of her less.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Start banging dudes

 

[tommye]

What you have to remember is the only person you are hurting is yourself. Time is a healer, keep occupied, don't date until you are completely over her. The last thing women want to hear is stories about your ex.

I split in Jan 2019 but it was over before that and I couldnt see it coming. By March I was dating again and I dated heavily. It was too soon but I've had some good laughs along the way. I'm in a good place now where I'm happy on my own and if someone comes along then it's on my terms. I meet girls from time to time I'm always texting someone but I just let things happen. Best place I've found to meet girls is in the gym and I don't mean bouncing over when they're in a middle of a set, just saying hello every now and again when you see the same person and before you know it you'll have a conversation.

But time is the healer and you'll notice over time you'll think of her less.

Or brass and lemo.

 

[tommye]

Start banging dudes

Im told the best thing about this is when you reach around and pretend you went all the way through

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

You will eventually, and then worry what the fuss was all about.
I mean we all think about or exs.
Don't try to hard to meet a new squeeze.
And if you do ,dont show her off or be like Simon from the inbetweeners.
Life throws us curveballs,and a lesson in life unfortunately is if someone wants out of a relationship no amount of tears or pleading will make a difference.
Hey mate,it could be her loss..you never know.

 

[Tigger]

Or brass and lemo.

It really is this simple