2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[AdamEFC]

Wayne has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

 

[ijjysmith]

Wayne has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

With the DC angels now.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

They’ve stolen our boy, they’ve stolen our boy....

 

[bicycleheader]

Why, do you need them in German @butters ?

no way?!?

 

[bicycleheader]

And hes out of there.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[COYBL25]

I'm going for between 3-4 months in the sweepstakes before the first sex scandal

It`ll be like that time Hugh Grant caught, except the lady he gets caught with will be at least twice the age.

 

[Connor]

WORLD FOOTBALL

 

[phil_t98]

Was great he came back, didn't work as we hoped but wish him well. onwards and upwards for us

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Got about what I expected out of Rooney and I’m not angry at him or disappointed to see him leave. However I do think DC United is massively wasting their money.

 

[bicycleheader]

WORLD FOOTBALL

pronto

 

[Connor]

Wayne has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

Mate mate mate mate mate.

 

[Flano21]

Didn’t really want him in the first place, did a little better than I expected. Hasn’t got the legs to play in midfielder so I’m happy he’s gone

 

[bicycleheader]

Honestly though for me this is like the end of the worst period at Everton in a long time. Starting with lobbing money desperately at a bang average manager like Koeman, bringing back this money grabber who had no interest in joining us when we weren't so flush....then culminating in panicing about a relegation that was never happening and employing the corrupt oaf. Now they are all gone, and I'll be doing my best to forget the last two seasons.

I dearly hope we don't stoop so low again.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

'Our Wayne' has left to join the worst team, in one of the world's worst leagues; it's beyond parody my friends. Today marks his retirement from competitive football.

 

[COYBL25]

Tbh, if I could have the career Rooney's had, I'd happily trade in a few more trophies for fags, booze and smashing milfs....

From what I`ve seen in the papers, I wouldn`t describe the girls he`s been caught with a milfs.

One looked like one of Peter Sutcliffe`s victims, the other one looked like a parrot, wearing clothes, but with a sunbed tan.